Talking to your Ex

Tell your LAWYER-LIKE friend that it's different when she talks to a COUSIN or a COWORKER......because she does NOT share any romantic past history with the cousin or the coworker.

So, she CAN'T compare her EX to a cousin/coworker. For somebody who argues like a LAWYER.....you'd think she's be BRIGHT enough to know it's not a fair comparison. Perhaps you should stump her with this response......and see how she reacts. If she rolls her eyes, starts huffing, annoyingly says nonsensical expressions like "Bah" or "Ugh" or "Whatev" or "Pshshsst"....or starts to stutter and say "Yeah, but, yeah , but"..............she can't find an excuse.