Take me back to civilization

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I don't think even the locals can understand what they're saying. It's some sort of underground crackhead lingo where they talk through the big gaps between their teeth.

"K Khan" Ki English...
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no, i am lean and muscular… just like a female Adonis

Roach
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^ are you a hermaphrodite?

Surely you mean an amazon

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Last time I went to Baltimore with couple of guests-in-town, we got played out by a kaloo. We parked our cars on a metered street. The time description on meters was pretty confusing (they always are). So we asked a kaloo if it’s free after 7pm to which he said Yes. So we didn’t put any money in the meters. We both got parking tickets. We were pissed.

I’m officially a kaloo racist now :mad:

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I am trying to “be all that I can be”

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^ He said "pu da duckets n da meeta yo" and you thought he was saying "wow you are so handsome"

although I htink you are making it up since you mentioned you had "guests". Walking around with raoches from the cupboard is not healthy sweet roman.

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No, MD is clean. I only see roaches when I visit NYC.

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Sorry, I meant gerbils

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gerbils too, Pinnay. gerbils too.

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:eek: !!!!!!

Pinda what do u hav against fat ppl :bummer: I didn’t meant o bump into you that u flew into traffic!!! :crying:

Phatima maryland sucks. What do u expect from a state that elected a mayor who was caught on tape smokin crack with whores? :hehe:

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^ You mean the governor? Maryland does not suck I'd rather live in this area than NYC. Plus, the DC Metro kick NYC's metro's butt.

Maryland's got crabs. What now.

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wasn't marion barry mayor of a city in the state of maryland?

New York rocks. And what.

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Too bad they are of the wrong kind :smiley:

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^ Blue crabs? I dunno man but I love them in subs. Deee-lish-ussssss :)

Sara - here, I'll tell you what NY has. It's got crowded side walks with rude people that smell like weed. Don't get me started on the NY ABCDs. It's darn shameful for the entire East Coast. :p
I went to NYC this past summer, it wasn't so bad to stay at for a couple of days, but I wouldn't really enjoy living there.

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OK, whilst ferrying my car and two dogs from Newport to Florida last week I had the nasty experience of staying in Aberdeen Maryland. Now I have been all over this country, but I have to agree with PD that rural Maryland may well be the armpit of the country.

This is a town where fashion is defined by which NASCAR driver's Tshirts you like, and the WalMart is the center of life in the town. I had to pull off I-95 on Saturday night, and wait until Monday til the car dealer opened up. The first hotel was, of course, run by some grim Desi dude and his wife, who took a dim view of my dogs. There were very few rooms available, as there was a NASCAR race in Dover Delaware that weekend, so I was stuck with the Desi dude, and he was stuck with me.

Now the people there were nice as could be, but I would take hillbillies in West Virginia for intelligence over the town folk of Aberdeen...

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2 whole days in Aberdeen! Did you get yourself a nice new nascar tshirt?