Actually, there’s not much you can do to treat the swine flu itself, and the few medications that treat the symptoms leave you feeling worse off. Every year it’s a new flu to worry about: a few years ago it was the H5N1 Avian Flu; this year it’s the H1N1 Swine Flu; next year it’ll be the Z1N1 Zombievirus (promise me you’ll shoot me when I start turning…). I just need to keep up the bed-rest for now.
How dare you care me “classy”? Not even my mother calls me that!