Tackiest thing you're ever seen a bride rock...

[stoppit]

@Roxx

Noooooo!!! I WILL NOT BE OUT-TROPHIED!!! I’m the perfect Paki trophy wife, dammit: Pale, Busty, Pretty AND Syed!!! My blood is so pure a tiny swig of it will make you 10% more royal! ** I could balance a thesaurus on my rack!** And forget fair: when I go out during the day, my skin burns the sun!

That and I’m super, super cute. bats lashes

That is the test through which Henry VIII chose Anne Boleyn.