Noooooo!!!! I WILL NOT BE OUT-TROPHIED!!! I'm the perfect Paki trophy wife, dammit: Pale, Busty, Pretty AND Syed!!! My blood is so pure a tiny swig of it will make you 10% more royal! ** I could balance a thesaurus on my rack!** And forget fair: when I go out during the day, my skin burns the **sun**!
That and I'm super, super cute. bats lashes
That is the test through which Henry VIII chose Anne Boleyn.