Are you kidding? I think you're hillarious...If I wasn't already engaged I'd totally be trying to break you and Stoppit up right now!
^^^sigh ditto :D
m becoming a Roxx fan myself :D
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HANDS OFF Ladies. Roxx loves me. So much so that she's letting me be the wife again. Wayhay for getting to look pretty and spending all her money.
Are you kidding? I think you're hillarious...If I wasn't already engaged I'd totally be trying to break you and Stoppit up right now!
Sorry, but I'm already spoken for. That said, we can still "have fun being e-buddies" (the exact meaning of which is open to interpretation).
HANDS OFF Ladies. Roxx loves me. So much so that she's letting me be the wife again. Wayhay for getting to look pretty and spending all her money.
Is your avatar an accurate picture? If that's the case, I don't know what she sees in you. I'd make a much better trophy wife.
HANDS OFF Ladies. Roxx loves me. So much so that she's letting me be the wife again. Wayhay for getting to look pretty
Hate to break it to you, Stoppit, but I'm also quite a dish (so much so that you might not want our wedding pictures taken together. It just wouldn't be fair to you). ;-)
and spending all her money.
I'm not digging your gold-digging aspirations; there's only room for one gold digger in this union!
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m not (always) a gold-digger Roxx :p ... so how 'bout it ;)
Is your avatar an accurate picture? If that's the case, I don't know what she sees in you. I'd make a much better trophy wife.
Noooooo!!!! I WILL NOT BE OUT-TROPHIED!!! I'm the perfect Paki trophy wife, dammit: Pale, Busty, Pretty AND Syed!!! My blood is so pure a tiny swig of it will make you 10% more royal! I could balance a thesaurus on my rack! And forget fair: when I go out during the day, my skin burns the **sun**!
That and I'm super, super cute. bats lashes
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For what its worth, I thought your wedding dress was lovely (it was a dark maroon jamevar lehenga, if I remember correctly)...I think it actually goes along with my earlier point that non-designer Pakistani bridal wear is usually of higher quality than "hideously overpriced" Indian designerwear.
Also, to clarify, I don't have a problem with "cheap" restaurants. I love my cheap neighborhood Thai takeout as much as anyone else. However, I'm not to get design inspiration for my wedding from their decor.
Thank you, thats very sweet of you to say :) yes it was my reception dress.
So no golden-arches at your wedding? :(
Noooooo!!!! I WILL NOT BE OUT-TROPHIED!!! I'm the perfect Paki trophy wife, dammit: Pale, Busty, Pretty AND Syed!!! My blood is so pure a tiny swig of it will make you 10% more royal! ** I could balance a thesaurus on my rack!** And forget fair: when I go out during the day, my skin burns the **sun**!
That and I'm super, super cute. bats lashes
That is the test through which Henry VIII chose Anne Boleyn.
That is the test through which Henry VIII chose Anne Boleyn.
No, I heard the test was quite different in nature and that Anne's legendary sixth digit gave her something of an advantage over her sister Mary. Yet another one of the many benefits of polydactly.
No…just at the valima 
Umm…I’m a pale, sunburning, brown-haired, green-eyed, Kashmiri Syed. And I’m Shia. If things don’t work out with Stoppit, give me a call 
Don’t ever tell my mother you’re a Syed Shia! She’ll be drafting the Nikah before you know what happened to you!
Also, to clarify, I don't have a problem with "cheap" restaurants. I love my cheap neighborhood Thai takeout as much as anyone else. However, I'm not to get design inspiration for my wedding from their decor.
Yes, if you're taking inspiration from the decor and not the food! Who wouldn't want to survey their reception from a majestic, pad-Thai shaped settee?!? I swear, Jenab: you have no imagination!
One by one, you all MUST. 
m syed too…but sunni…i guess i dont stand a chance 
bad photoshoot backgrounds ...eww and the "geisha" make-up big no no
omg.... that is the craziest thing!!! recently we saw a photoshoot..... the wall behind them was BLUE!!! and they were standing in the corner all romantic and underneath there was PAN SPITS!!! we were like ewwwwww atleast check where they are standing. the photographer didnt even have a decent black backdrop. he used hall's walls with paan spits!!!! just horrible!!!
Don’t be silly, ofcourse you do! Islamically speaking, you’ve got 1 in 4 chances! There’s plenty of room in my harem, ladies! pats divan
That said: are you a doctor, or an engineer?
Back to the topic of tacky brides: I once spotted a devout, hijabi bride pair a bright red bridal bouquet with a humorlessly white lehenga; the bouquet clashed badly with her outfit, and was only used during her ever-so-cheesy Walima entrance (right before her jackass brother-in-law gave the dreaded “alcohol-free” toast. You genuinely needed a drink to get through that one.). I wasn’t even a nice bouquet: just plain red roses! In addition, there was no tossing of the bouquet, nothing; the whole thing just made you cringe. It was my understanding that bridal bouquets are reserved for walks down the aisle, (a la modern Christian Weddings).
Either way: someone should have told the bride there are more tasteful ways to pull the look off:
PS: I’m not trying to give the rest of you h0jabis any ideas! Carry a bouquet at your wedding, and I will legally disown you!
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^ Talking about alcohol free toasts... a recent wedding shown on that new asian wedding channel on skytv (I do have better things to do with my time honestly :D)
After the nikkah, the bride and groom cracked open a bottle of non-alcoholic champers and switched over arms and held their glass to the others lips. cringe
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Urgh, Pakistanis giving speeches...not good.
My uncle tried to this once as his son's wedding, they cut the sound! Was well funny!