*Suhag Raat*

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Re: Suhag Raat

@Cheegum

Listen if by the next morning there’s no spots just take a needle and poke your finger a bit alright? Make some spots. It is very important in Pakistani culture that there be spots on the sheets. It is in the Pakistani constitution that if a bridal suite hosts atleast one person who has ever carried a Pakistani passport, the bedding in that suite should show blood spots the morning after and should be open for inspection if requested by the local county comissioner or the groom’s mother - whoever requests first.

I wonder if there’s a Hall of Spotted Sheets in ..the Pakistani White House.