My, my, everyone is getting rather rattled by this wedding dress pricing issue.
You are all clearly in need of a definitive fatwa on the price of wedding jora’s, so I am now going to proclaim one:
EVERYONE SHOULD MARRY WEARING A SIMPLE LUNGHI AND VEST TOP. If u have a desperate requirement for designer apparel, please contact me, I am the worlds best lunghi designer and i warrant u, I shall NOT UNDERcharge u a good few lakhs for the priviledge.
