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Ok, lemme try it again (from memory and i’ll make up the rest, again)
One day Ehsan was writing a typical PM to Azkar to update him about Gupshup. He, however, forgot to put period (.). After finishing the PM, he randomly put the periods (.) everywhere and this is how the PM looked like:
Note: I’ve put the letters in red (where the new sentence was supposed to start from).
Hello Azkar,
Aap kaise ho Insaan. kitna ajeeb hai Shikra. modship choR kar chala gaya hai yeh Azkar. aap ki bakri kaisi hai Khumar. aur baaki ke cafe mods bhi theek job kar rahe hain Bakrey ki. tabiyyat kharab ho gayi hai iss liye eid pe nahi qurbaan ho ga Yeh HHL. aur hin33 ko naya moderater bana diya gaya hai Tariq ka. haal chaal theek hai Fraudia kukkar ka. gosht kha gaya hai Gizzy ka. computer kharab ho gaya hai Billi ka. poster nahi mila. animal planets ke liye Captain1 ko choose kar liya hai. naya PA ka moderator Puraana hai. yeh silsala ab Cheegum ki reputation kharab karey ga. yeh mausam phir bhi tabiyyat kharab kar deta hai ParindoN ki. chooN chooN subha se sun raha hooN window khol ke Femme Fatale ki. dost Minerva ne kuch acha nahi kiya Billi ke saath. aik aur billi khareed lee hai Mad_scientist ne khane ke liye. biryani banayi hai Gali ke kuttey ne. kaafi logoN ko teeka lagwaney pe majboor kar diya hai Maine. studies ke liye EMM ko dua di hai Gali ki bakri ne. apne aap ko Rs. 3000 mai bech diya hai Code_red ne. ravage ke saath salam diya hai aap ko Bakri ka. khayal rakhna ab eid pe Kamran_khan key bakrey ka. temperature bohat kharab hai The_voice ka. khumar aur KK ke saath team work acha hai. cafe mai Poora mess daal rakha hai kabootroN ne. meri window pe Billi baithi hai. mere paas Time nahi hai ab. maiN band karta hooN yeh Billi ko. aur billi ke bache ko sulaata hooN Aur maarta hooN. ball ko bat ke saath game mai. ChoR diya hai smoking ko kyoo ke acha nahi lagta Billi ko. bhook lagi hai Ab maiN chalta hooN.
Take care
Ehsan
This is how the original was supposed to look like (when the periods were put in right places):
Hello Azkar,
Aap kaise ho.
Insaan kitna ajeeb hai.
Shikra modship choR kar chala gaya hai yeh.
Azkar aap ki bakri kaisi hai.
Khumar aur baaki ke cafe mods bhi theek job kar rahe hain.
Bakrey ki tabiyyat kharab ho gayi hai iss liye eid pe nahi qurbaan ho ga.
Yeh HHL aur hin33 ko naya moderater bana diya gaya hai.
Tariq ka haal chaal theek hai.
Fraudia kukkar ka gosht kha gaya hai.
Gizzy ka computer kharab ho gaya hai.
Billi ka poster nahi mila animal planets ke liye.
Captain1 ko choose kar liya hai naya PA ka moderator.
Puraana hai yeh silsala ab.
Cheegum ki reputation kharab karey ga yeh mausam phir bhi tabiyyat kharab kar deta hai.
ParindoN ki chooN chooN subha se sun raha hooN window khol ke.
Femme Fatale ki dost Minerva ne kuch acha nahi kiya.
Billi ke saath aik aur billi khareed lee hai.
Mad_scientist ne khane ke liye biryani banayi hai.
Gali ke kuttey ne kaafi logoN ko teeka lagwaney pe majboor kar diya hai.
Maine studies ke liye EMM ko dua di hai.
Gali ki bakri ne apne aap ko Rs. 3000 mai bech diya hai.
Code_red ne ravage ke saath salam diya hai aap ko.
Bakri ka khayal rakhna ab eid pe.
Kamran_khan key bakrey ka temperature bohat kharab hai.
The_voice ka khumar aur KK ke saath team work acha hai cafe mai.
Poora mess daal rakha hai kabootroN ne meri window pe.
Billi baithi hai mere paas.
Time nahi hai ab maiN band karta hooN yeh.
Billi ko aur billi ke bache ko sulaata hooN.
Aur maarta hooN ball ko bat ke saath game mai.
ChoR diya hai smoking ko kyoo ke acha nahi lagta.
Billi ko bhook lagi hai.
Ab maiN chalta hooN.
Re: ··• Make Your Own Joke Competition - Submissions and Rating •··
yesterday
i and my friend went shopping to buy some shots for my friend
its summer here so
so went from one shop to other, couldnt find any thing to his taste
then i saw one dummy wearing shots and t shirt at shop which I and my friend liked
we went in to the shop looking for the shots
but
we couldnt find em
we went to the front counter but all the sales men were busy
so we stood their chatting and waiting while sales men served other customers
after 15 mins one of em came to us and asked “can I help u with any thing”
i said “yes we are looking for shots we saw on display outside”
he said “which one, could u show me pls”
so i escorted him to the dummy outside
he looked at it and immediately said
“thats girl’s”
i could feel my ears turning hot & red for sec and looked at my friend and we started laughing loudly, the salesman joined our laughter and gave me a hi5 and said while laughing “u r not the 1st one”
that is the randomest thing ever nemo! hahaha
