Some funny stuff

[Khumar]

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@redidentity

Mujhe aksar log poochatay hain k yaar tumharay baal kion kam hogaye.. koi beemari hai kia?

mera jawab her dafa yehi hota hai, ye koi beemari nahi, ye kamaal to shakki fiance ne tension de de ke kia hai

i know not funny but reality :halo:

original hai kay bhi nahin 3.5

@phuljhari

My 5 year old daughter saw a ‘Yard Sale’ sign and said:
Daddy look someone is selling their yard , you always tell me that we cannot have a swing in our backyard because it is not big enough , let us buy this one so that we can have a big back yard.

awww cute. 4

@phuljhari

It is a real one too , once in CA there was a big earth quake the electricity and the natural gas were gone for a couple of days. Finaly the gas was turned on again by the gas company but the clock on the cooking range was still not working so my wife said :
honey the gas is back on why is the clock of the cooking range not working yet ?

There was no electricity still because of the broken and fallen power lines.

haha 3.75

these 3 jokes better be original and not mahana shua or reader’s digest stuff