1- The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is
........to forget it once!
2- First guy (proudly): ‘‘My wife’s an angel!’’
Second guy: ‘‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’’
3- How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
4- Just think, if it weren’t for marriage,
men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
5- If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say,
…talk in your sleep.
6- There was a man who said,
''I never knew what real happiness was until I got married;
…and then it was too late.‘’
7- The bumper sticker read:
‘‘I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her.’’
9- The last fight was my fault.
My wife asked, ‘‘What’s on the TV?’’
I said, ‘‘Dust!’’ 
