some Cricket Jokes on Ganguly

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Instructions Behind maggi 2 minutes noodles pack:

Step 1: boil one cup of water
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiled
water and add the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is on the field.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat.

hahahah

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Re: some Cricket Jokes on Ganguly

:D nice

Princess Fiona....
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Re: some Cricket Jokes on Ganguly

Another one,

Telephone caller: Hello Indian dressing room? Can I talk to ganguly please?

John Wright: He's Just gone out to bat.

Caller: That's Ok,I'll Hold!!!!

Ye Ladkii
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Re: some Cricket Jokes on Ganguly

lol good ones

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:hehe: :rotfl: the noodles one is toooo funnny :hehe: :rotfl:

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good ones

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Re: some Cricket Jokes on Ganguly

Most of the time these jokes suit Shahid Afridi as well.

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few more:

  • Best Seller by Ganguly: Back to the Pavillion in 2 minutes

  • Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."

  • Narain Karthikeyan to get some tips on Speed from Ganguly. His sponsorers have asked him to talk to the Prince of Kolkotta. They are also planning to endorse Ganguly.

  • Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot. As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. "I must have broken world records a few times in this series" , says the Indian dimunitive wicketkeeper.

  • Q: Any Guesses which is Ganguly's favorite movie?

    A:Gone in 60 seconds.

  • Railways keen on Ganguly: Atleast we'll be having someone who comes (back) before time. This will help them improve the image with the Indian public.

  • Q: Which was the hottest place in B'lore Chinnaswami Stadium for the past few days?

    A: The seat Ganguly was sitting in while in the Pavillion.

  • Ganguly to donate all his bats to charity. "I don't require a bat nowadays", said the Indian southpaw.

  • Dravid's latest comment on Ganguly: "In the pavillion, there's God, and then there's Ganguly (always there)".

Inzi, Lifey and Me!
Inzi, Lifey and Me!
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Re: some Cricket Jokes on Ganguly

Tsk thats rude man. All these jokes worked with Inzi too in the 2003 WC.

Inzi, Lifey and Me!
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few more:

1) What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time

2) How can u say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat

3) If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall

4) How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up

5) Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket?
Ans: no comments…….

6) Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement?
Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly

5 marks questions

Which are the 5 ways to get the wicket of Ganguly?
Ans:
1) Bowl to rib cage. Ganguly jumps in his place. mistimes pull. Easy catch for short midwicket
2) bowl good length outswinger. Easy catch to keeper/slip
3) full length delivery at off stump. Easy catch for gully
4) bowl short pitch outside offstump. Ganguly drags on to the stumps
5)bowl a flighted delivery. Earlier Ganguly would hit sixes. Now he either gets bowled or stumped or catch to close in fielders

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lolz....

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:rotfl: I’ve read the other ones, but I’m still laughing about the noodles. :rotfl:

Inzi, Lifey and Me!
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noodles & call on hold are :biggthumb

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i thought shoaib akhtar cutting down on his runup for ganguly was the funniest....

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well said…ganguly is a class player and he will make a comeback…he is a really a good player who is going through a bad phase right now…I hope he will not make a comeback against us…

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Off topic but here's the best on Inzi,,,its not a joke but its true,,,

Inzamam wakes up to another century

Kunal Pradhan (Reuters)
Bangalore, March 23, 2005

The story goes that Inzamam-ul-Haq, after devouring a big breakfast, was snoozing with his pads on in the dressing room during the final of the 1992 World Cup against England in Melbourne.

He was shaken from his slumber at the fall of a wicket, told to march to the centre and to** be particularly careful against Ian Botham.**

When he returned after a vital 35-ball 42, having shown no mercy to any of the bowlers, he was asked why he had not been more watchful while facing Botham.

The answer was simple. The 22-year-old, playing his first tournament away from home, had not recognised him.

Hello All Guppies!
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^^:rotfl:

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:hehe: :hehe:

Izzat ho gaee botham ki, us ko bataoo gham sai hee mur jayee ga :slight_smile:

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last 10 knocks by ganguly

ODI
22, 55, 22, 0, 48, 0, 90, 90, 7, 24
thats 3 fifties and almost a 4th one (48)

Test
2, 1, 12, 12, 21, 88, 71, 40, 57, 9.
again 3 fifties and a 40

thats not too bad i beleive
hes just going through a rought patch he'll bounce back soon hopefully after the pak-india series is over :D but for the series he shud remain in current form. :p

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Re: some Cricket Jokes on Ganguly

but again the two fifties in test came against bangladesh and one against (57) south africa
and in ODI's came against kenya and bangladesh and one (90) against england .