Re: some Cricket Jokes on Ganguly
ICC changes rules to bring ganguly back to Form…
The following are some of the ideas for Ganguly to
regain form and stay in the middle for a longer
duration.(subject to approval by I.C.C)
IDEA NO:1: Plastic Ball or Tennis Ball or Rubber Ball
to be used while bowling to Ganguly.
IDEA NO:2: Only one stick should be kept while Ganguly
is Batting instead of Three so that his chances of
getting out bowled will be minimised
IDEA NO:3: Dada can wrap up his legs with 4 or 5 bats
instead of pads, so that there is no chance of getting
out lbw.
IDEA NO:4: The size of the ball can be reduced to the
size of a lemon or size of his bat can be increased to
twice its size. Or the size of the ground can be
decreased to that of a Basketball Ground.
IDEA NO:5: Fast Bowlers are prohibited to bowl the
following deliveries to Dada. They should not bowl
Inswinger,Outswinger,Off cutter, Leg
cutter,Bouncer,Short Pitched Ball, Reverse swinging
ball, yorker,reverse swinging yorker,slower ball and
most importantly in and around the off stump corridor.
IDEA NO:6: Slow Bowlers are prohibited from bowling
off spin,leg spin,doosra,googly,china
man,flipper,faster ball.
IDEA NO:7: Speed restrictions for bowlers:
FAST BOWLERS: MAX 120 KMPH
SLOW BOWLERS: MAX 50 KMPH.
IDEA NO:8 Fast bowlers in their runup should run like
Mohinder Amarnath and slow bowlers should not run at
all.
IDEA NO:9 Ganguly can change his position as medium
fast bowler instead of Batsman and bat at no:11, so
that by the time he enters the ground 48 or 49 overs
would have been bowled.
IDEA NO:10: I.C.C Should warn Pakistan Bowlers that
hereafter any bowler taking Dada’s wicket, the number
will not be added to the bowler’s tally of wickets.
IDEA NO:11: Bowlers should not appeal for dismissal of
Ganguly. Even a small appeal (not necessarily loud
appealing or excessive appealing) will lead to match
refereee Chris Broad suspending the bowler for the
rest of the series.
IDEA NO:12: Fast Bowlers should only throw the ball
and slow bowlers should use underarm throw.
IDEA NO:13: Even after this if Ganguly gets out, the
bowler will be called a chucker and new rule for
bowling action, i.e.( 2 degrees bending of bowling arm
allowed for fast bowlers and 3 degrees bending of
bowling arm for slow bowlers) will be taken into
account and the bowler will be immediately sent to
Australia by next flight for corrective action.
IDEA NO:14: No fielder should catch the ball hit by
Dada. If they catch, then any of the opening batsman
who got out earlier, like virender shewag will be
allowed to bat for second time.
IDEA NO: 15: For every minute Dada stays in the
middle, one run will be added to his score and if the
ball hits the bat and travels to the following places,
runs will be credited to Dada as follows.
Slip,Gully,Forward Short Leg: 1 run Mid on,mid off,
cover,point: 2 runs long on,long off,fine leg,third
man: 3 runs. and finally if Dada’s wicket is taken
before he reaches 50 runs all pakis will be fined 50%
of their match fees.
