I don’t come to GS to get depressed. CNN, BBC, washington post, TV, they all are doing that enough already.
While heart wrenching stories continue to pour in on GS, I think at the same time we need some form of comic relief. There needs to be a “break” in between… sort of … or this will become way too much.
So. This is my pledge to all the comedians of GS to please step forward. We need the necessary distraction to help cope with grief and sense of loss. It’s a humantarian cause in its own right that’s definitely does not compare to any other cause but still needed.
Now, we know that we have discouraged many of you previously for your doutful sense of humor and below par performances. Some of you were so heart broken that you were never seen making a joke again. Some of you were so stubborn that you did not pay heed to yawning and whinning. And yet there were some of you who prudently realized that your tenure at GS as comedian was pretty much over after that first supposedly-funny thread you spent days on writting some time back.
We, now, the average citizens of GS pledge you come back. We need you. This world needs you. And somewhere there, up in the sky, around one of the seven heavens, a star will (somewhat) twinkle over your attempt at humor. Trust me.
So, Faisal, Pinnay, Kaleem, please, say something.
Roman, during this dark times of natural calamities…I urge you to take out your wallet and give..give..give…generously to those less fortunate like Kaleem. Who has suffered perilously by God’s act. Donate directly by going to www.kaleemneedsasextransplant.com . Don’t wait a minute…he needs our help…otherwise I only forsee a life of dancing at weddings and bah-mitzvah’s for the poor lad..
Lifesavers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a
time,
and asked them to identify them by color and flavor .
The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue,
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
"Oh My God ~ They're a$$holes!!!"
