So why are men so desperate?

[redvelvet]

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RV did not have to go so graphic to make it more funny.

Sadkay jaaoon....I'll take that as a compliment.

[diwana]

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@redvelvet

What…so he can wink with the remaining eye???

Woman, you wear two shoes…use both of em. Make good use of the stilettos!

Sorry but that will make the person trip again and lose other eye. Wrong advice.

[CM]

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Well guys, it's been fun and while I would love to continue this skirmish, I have to be somewhere in 3 hours which leaves me only 1 hour to sleep. I have a feeling this thread will be the victim of the 'shak-attack' and wont be around for much longer. Firenze - Keep taking the Viagra Diwana - If I ever see that yellow face on the street it's getting a stilleto right in th eye CM - Take a trip to 'palm-dale' before you hit the leban, don't embarress youself.

And if I say sure can i have yours? That will just get me into trouble. Self-defense is not valid I guess in the case of men. Or I said what is your address in Palm-dale I will show up, that again will get me rebuke from women. sigh being a man is tough as hell. You gotta deal with women!

[firenze]

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@diwana

See sarab, I gave you a chance when I changed the scenario and said I did that on purpose, you kept walking in to the trap. RV did not have to go so graphic to make it more funny.

My sincere advice: When you try to make a sarcastic remark. Just take a deep breath.

[CM]

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Wisdom from Diwana indeed. Take a deep breath, calm down and accept the blessings of Diwana!

[firenze]

Re: So why are men so desperate?

Well guys, it's been fun and while I would love to continue this skirmish, I have to be somewhere in 3 hours which leaves me only 1 hour to sleep. I have a feeling this thread will be the victim of the 'shak-attack' and wont be around for much longer. Firenze - Keep taking the Viagra Diwana - If I ever see that yellow face on the street it's getting a stilleto right in th eye CM - Take a trip to 'palm-dale' before you hit the leban, don't embarress youself.

next time watch out before tripping. Good Night.

[zobia]

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@CM

Personally I find nothing wrong with that but I have a general feelings the female populace of the world does not agree with me?

I mean if a girl rubbed up on to me, I would enjoy it....but that would be desperate right? Or someone offered me sex for a car ride and I accepted that would be such a desperate act right?

But honestly no man would care. Its like yay free sex. Christmas came early this year.

So why are men so desperate?

if you meet such men (and you are not one of em), advice them to recite Surah Yusuf. Even Prophets pray to ALLAH SWT to protect their chastity and piousness.

so it aint a Xmas present, its a trap that leads to the horrendous fires of hell :)

[diwana]

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It is pretty insulting for a woman to admit that a man had to use viagra in her company.

[Jaanwar]

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Does Diwana write his own material? I mean honestly this **** is just too witty and intellectual for one man to come up with, its got to be a team of writers, you know? Like Jon Stewart and Colbert? Keep em coming Diwana man, you're like Al Pacino-Godfather-Slash-Darth Vader-Chris Rock-Ron Jeremy all in one. Sheer awesomeness, purely lush if you ask me.

[Shak]

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