Re: So why are men so desperate?
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[quote="“sarab, post:259, topic:235874"”]
Yes I tripped over and my face fell on the crotch area of a man that had recently taken viagra 
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[quote="“diwana, post:267, topic:235874"”]
Again very sorry for your loss.
And his.
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[quote="“sarab, post:6, topic:235908"”]
Yes thats what I did after my fall, I covered the injured eye.
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Must be added to hall of fame :k:
Re: So why are men so desperate?
I’m assuming the definitions of both ‘wit’ and ‘intelligence’ have recently changed. Can everybody please update their dictionaries to reflect this.
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More like the ‘hall of shame’ that was hella lame!
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Notice how Diwana is always somber and honest and the women are just vulgar and regularly insult him?
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I'm assuming the definitions of both 'wit' and **'intelligence' **have recently changed. Can everybody please update their dictionaries to reflect this.
In certain individuals.....the merging of both traits....has led to the coining of "nitwit." To be fair, the "ni" came from the scrambling of the first three letters of intelligence.
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Notice how Diwana is always somber and honest and the women are just vulgar and regularly insult him?
Yes because claiming he poked my eye out with his erect penis is the truth.
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You can’t be honest or somber when you’re winking every other second. :nono:
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Priceless 
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Yep blame him when you claimed you tripped! 
Secrets came out from nowhere and I all wanted to know why cry with one eye. 
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Sarab that is just slander. He is has said nothing worthy of insults so far yet you all are already off the deep end. I say give the guy a break.
And just watch I am gonna get points by the end of the day for some funny comments and nothing will happen to your assault with a deadly penis!
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Sure you can. You guppans just don’t get that awesomeness that is Diwana.
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Sarab that is just slander. He is has said nothing worthy of insults so far yet you all are already off the deep end. I say give the guy a break.
And just watch I am gonna get points by the end of the day for some funny comments and nothing will happen to your assault with a deadly penis!
:D
Never heard of this use of weapon before, I guess there are still somethings worth knowing. :)
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You poked her eye out. See anything more I say on that matter will get me points guaranteed.
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hahahahaha… 
This is one hell out of thread, must be preserved for future generations 
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lol
Did you mean,
An eye for an eye?
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Well guys, it's been fun and while I would love to continue this skirmish, I have to be somewhere in 3 hours which leaves me only 1 hour to sleep. I have a feeling this thread will be the victim of the 'shak-attack' and wont be around for much longer.
Firenze - Keep taking the Viagra
Diwana - If I ever see that yellow face on the street it's getting a stilleto right in th eye
CM - Take a trip to 'palm-dale' before you hit the leban, don't embarress youself.
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See sarab, I gave you a chance when I changed the scenario and said I did that on purpose, you kept walking in to the trap. RV did not have to go so graphic to make it more funny.
My sincere advice: When you try to make a sarcastic remark. Just take a deep breath. :)
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What…so he can wink with the remaining eye??? 
Woman, you wear two shoes…use both of em. Make good use of the stilettos!