***So U know how us Desi’s have our own version of English and a bunch of us were trying to recall the things we’ve heard :
Here are a few examples of things I remember hearing Desi Unkles and Aunty Jee’s say :
Beta Hum Shoshal Club Jathay hain , Shoshaity kay Meetings hothay hain na ! 
Beta Jakay Thooth brush karo ! 
Aaj mein ne Subghetteee aur Pitttzaaaa banai hai !
One Plate Salaaath please !
Add yours …***
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In lahore I saw ppl eating pizza with fork and knife
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mujhe **inglaaaind **jana hai
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Close the lights and Open the fan 
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Mujhey Deevayuun (division ) nahi kerna atha
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kall saaieen fransco mein mera qawali ka program hai (heard one of the famous qawwals say this once)
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We have a diraaakkt flight fraam New Yarak te Canaydaah Vich ! 
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San Jozay (San Jose) ma mosum baray mazay ka hota ha 
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**.. nice one sheyn sweets;)
Ok
Ive heard:
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1) MAAAAnnnchester
2) Suthaal (Southall)
3) kaafee (coffee)
4) vat u vaant ( what do u want)
5) hey lo (hello)
6) gud maarning (good morning)
7) thrurr zer (trouser)
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…Enjoy;)**
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Mum - we should watch aslum dog sometime...
Me - mum do you mean SLUMDOG Millionaire?
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Jernal nolaj
(general knowledge)
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one of my aunt says soodi arab(saudia arabia)
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Don't Aakksss* me anything !***
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chat room uncle: hi h r u beta
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I am chewing chingum
I have a couple of aunts that say Shaturrrday instead of saturday lol.
also have heard divorce as die vorce lol
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My mum today in a heated argument -
I’m gonna burn your TOPLAP (laptop)
Good ones poppies ***
