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so can we go ahead and open a thread for her or what? 
PS - Hehe thanks 
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go ahead
its your baby ( The thread I mean 
)
I am just a judge
jiss ko thooRi dair main galiaaN paRnay wali hain 
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Then you do it
Infact, I think it’ll be better if the Judge also opens the thread himself/herself rather than someone else 
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hmmm so pagli is not THAT pagli after all…:halo:
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U got that right 
She won yay
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Interview # 6
**GUEST: JonyBr **hands hin Shezaan ki botal & slaps him
- Jony, well to SHEZAAN with HHL & SABY brothaaa…I think we should not waste time and get started with the interview]*
1. What is your real name? MAB 
* Achey Chasmey hain. KahaN se churaye?]*
2. What is your real gender? last time i checked it worked & qualified as a Male. * Confirm again by contacting any Genderologist 
]*
3. What is your current profession? Makhiyaan maring * Acha kaam hai, Summer mai to kafi busy rehte ho gey phir]*
4. How did you end up on GS? I filled the form, submitted it in justice department, they refused the initial application…u know the pakistani system …so i applied again thru agent & $50 bribe & woalaaa * Interesting, well I think every other member got in for free hehe]*
5. Did someone persuade you to join GS? No…but someone told me about GS. Aleezay.
6. Do you remember the first friend you made on GS? Among the first one’s were Khanzada, confused, & Passionate and PP
7. If you could turn back time, do you think you would still join GS? Yes
8. If you had to bring 3 changes to GS, what would they be? 1. I ll take away half of the smilies. 2. I will acquire Admin powers 
3. Since now i have the admin powers just for fun i ll often change guppies number of posts… change names of who started thread, rotate Mods in diff forum etc * Wah, to phir aap kitni dair power ko rakhte? :-D]*
9. If you had to add 1 more forum to GS, what would it be called? I have a secret (and all the posts will be posted as anonymously in that forum) * Just A secret?!]*
10. Name 1 forum you are mostly active in and 1 that you don’t like to visit? Why? Cafe. Its light weight. & the forum where ppl go to prove they r right, not to have discussion…hint hint * hehe]*
11. Have you met any guppies? If yes, then who did you like the best? I have met more than 40 and apart from 1-2 i think i liked all of them. But if i must take one & only one name i ll have to say its Khanzada. * Wow…nice. Did they also like you or what?!? ahem]*
12. Who are the guppies you would really like to meet? There is a big list and i might miss some, i mean i would love to meet everyone but atleast once with these…lets just say Confused, AJ, AQ, DM, Pagz, &Passionate, PP * Nice :-D]*
13. Which 2 guppies do you think make good flooding partners? Okay i m retired from that section blush * Sahi takes a sip from Shezaan]*
14. Name one of each: your favorite Guppy & Guppan? Azkar and Muzna :halo:
15. Name 3 people from GS who you would like to have as your family members? PP as sister Pags as spouse, Phati as daughter (runs to save his life) 
* Hahahahahahahaah…Sahi! cb]*
16. Do you have crush on any Guppy/Guppan? If yes, then do you mind telling us who? Yes i do mind snoota (does that mean i just said yes i have a crush on someone?) * That’s exactly what you said & now all the members reading this will know about it :-D]*
17. Who do you think is the “ideal” Guppy & Guppan on GS (one of each)? yawn * vivo]*
18. Are you having an affair with someone on GS which others don’t know about? Yes. All of them dont know about the others * Hahahaha…acha hua jo Admins ne Reputation ko public bana diya]*
19. Which 2 Guppies would you pair up if you had to? "James Bhaand with Phajjay Nanbai runs this wild imagination which he cant say in public interview cb * Hehe…ok cb]
- Seeing how you happily gave replies to previous question, we’ll ask you just 2 more and then we’ll move on to another subject]*
20. Describe your “ideal” spouse physically (height, complexion etc)? rakh kar chamat daying bay gairat, bay haya …kesay sawal kertay hu …who on earth with will describe his spouse physically for u slap us ki kamar aisi hai us ki chaal wesi hai…ye sawal kisi live interview mein ker ke dikhao 
* slaps Jony across face & kaan ke neechey rakh ke Raibta maaring Ghor se parho, it says ideal]*
21. Would you prefer your parents to arrange your marriage or would you rather choose your own spouse? I m hearing the similar questions since the beginning of time yawn * And your answer would be…? Damn you must be old though!]*
- Ok, lets change the subject here]*
22. If you had to choose between Rain & Snow, which one would you prefer? Why? Okay i ll pick snow cos i have never seen it
23. Name one thing which you always wanted to have but never got? Hazaron khwahishain aisi ke har khuwahish pe dam niklay (Note: its not Dum (tail) its Dam (breath, life) ) * Hehe, sahi hai jee]*
24. Do you ever talk to yourself? No (very rarely like once in years & wo bhi only one or two words) * Cursing, oneself in particular, is not good my friend]*
25. What is your greatest accomplishment? hmmmm
26. What would be the one thing you want to do before you die? Personal question snooty * Ahem 
]*
27. Do you prefer to be alone or with a bunch of people? Alone.* Be-fikar raho, Iss interview ke baad sab aap ko akela chor deiN gey ]*
28. Name one activity you do regularly? Sleep, Stay Online * Yea about “Staying Online,” I can confirm that PEOPLE!]*
29. If you had the option to choose one super-power inside you, what would it be? The power to “Know” not only knowing but wisdom * Acha answer diya hai. KahaN se yaad kiya? :-D]*
30. If you were granted one wish, what would you wish for? I would wish that from now on all my wishes come true.
31. Everybody has something they’re afraid of. What are you afraid of? There is a big list, lets start with Dogs. Real one’s as well as the one’s inside humans.
32. Are you a light sleeper or a deep sleeper? Both
33. What is your worst habit? Koi nai snoota
34. Have you ever run away from home or you ever thought about it? Why/why not? No i did not
35. Name one moment from your life when you were the happiest person alive? hmmmm thinking * Sochtey hi rehna]*
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- Ok…I know most people are going to laugh when I say this but let’s see a “rich” side of Jony]*
36. If you were a multi-millionaire, how much would your house be worth? couple a millions snooty
37. If you became rich tomorrow, name 3 cars you would definitely buy? I am not into cars, anything that takes me from point A to point B * Phir paidal hi chae jana 
]*
38. Besides necessity items, Name one thing that you definitely would keep it in your house? Swiming pool, snooker table * Kya baat hai!]*
39. If you were given a Huge piece of land and you had to build something on it, what would it be (cannot be a house)? Research Center and University
40. If you had $1 million and you had to spend it for a good cause, how/what would you spend it on? Drill several “kunwain” (wells) in ‘Thar’ for a quick supply of drinking water. Plan & Implement other proper ways. Built few schools & Hospitals there. * All in $1 million?!? 
]*
41. They say that “wealth changes a person”, do you think you would change after becoming rich? Most certainly will. (Change is not always nagetive, there r possitive changes as well) * Hmmm…not a bad answer Jony]*
- Let’s turn to your Favorites for a bit]*
42. Favorite color? I like many, for wearing i prefer blu/black
43. One color that you really hate? Why? I dont
44. Favorite song of all time? Dont listen to songs, lets say the Kalaam Pathanay Khan sung, ‘Meda ishq vi tun’ * Ooo yea, that’s a classic. I have it in MP3 form too…Ahem…back to Interview]*
45. Favorite band of all time? NA
46. Favorite movie of all time? There r many, it just needs to be a good one no matter what kind
47. Favorite actor & actress of all time? Again there r many, Rober De niro, al pacino, Tom cruise, sean conry, richard gere, anthony hoptins, matt deman , amir khan, naseer, amit, akshay khanna, saif, rani, kajol, dimple, shabana, jodie foster etc etc * Koi aur bach gaya ho to wo bhi bata do 
]*
48. Favorite book of all time? Many, one of the first one was Nuskha-e-Keemya
49. Favorite TV show that you are currently watching (only one)? None. Previous Fav were (Actually all time fav) Star Trek, X-Files
50. Name 3 country you would like to visit for vacation? 3 aur wo bhi country? not countries? … i will visit europe & egypt
51. Name 1 country you would want to live in? Anywhere is fine for me if its peaceful
- Jony sahab, zara ‘Tasty Questions’ ho jayeN? :-p]*
52. What would you prefer, Coffee or Chai? Why? Chai. why ke bachay …bcos i like chai * Just asking 
]*
53. What would you rather prefer: Ice-cream or Candy? Favorite kind? Ice Cream, Pistachue/Strawberry
54. What would you rather prefer in cold weather: Garma-garam Samosey or Garma-garam Pakorey (chatni included btw)? Pakoray. * That’s with Chatni btw ]*
55. What’s your favorite fast food restaurant? I like Pizza so lets just say Pizza Hut
56. Pick 1 item that best describes you: Chai (hot); Mithai (sweet); Biryani (tasty); Namak-Parey (Namkeen); Daal-Chawal (simple); Sheermal (soft); Faalsey (sour); Chai but i rather call it sweet bcos mein sugar ziada daalta hun blush * Waise aksar logo ko zyaada sugar bhi pasand nahi :halo:]*
- Chalo jee, let’s see what Jony has to say when it comes to some Chat-Patey questions]*
57. What is the worst pickup line you have ever used on someone? “Wanna smell it baby” from Johnny Bravo yawn * Hahahahaha…and how long before you had to run to save your life?]*
58. Have you ever flirted with someone you don’t like just to know/get what you want? I dont remember…i flirt all the time with anything that tells me she is a she * Sahi hai Janab, Sahi :D]*
59. Would you have an intimate relationship with someone you don’t like if it meant you would get $1 million? On the record “Astagfirullah. I will certainly not” …off the record “so whos she or he or it or cat or fish or doll or whatever?” * Hahahaha…on the record, “Sharam karo, sirf sawal hi poocha tha”…off the record, “koi ya kuch bhi ho sakta hai”]*
60. Would you rather be called Hot or Cute? I rather be called Jony * Well that doesn’t fall under any of them…so will it be Hot or Cute?]*
61. Given a choice…would you rather have brains or beauty? Brains
62. Would you rather live a great but short life, or a mediocre yet long life? Okay i ll go for option one for a change
**63. *What is your guilty pleasure? Yes like i ll tell u that slap
64. If you could be any celebrity, who would it be? Why cant i be a celebrity myself? naraz * Allah jhoot na bulwaaye]
65. Did you like this Interview? On the record Yes i loved it, thank u for having me blush …off the record … * Hehe…koi baat nahi bachu]*
66. Are you Anti-Shezaan? Muft mein milay ga tu why would i be? [10 rupay spend karne se darte ho 
]
- Aur issi ke saath humara Interview khatam hota hai. Thank you Jony for taking this Interview. You are a great and valuable member of GS. Please zara zyaada post kiya kareN]*
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hi dear kumar m20 here
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hi
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yes yes Hi. Welcome to GS. To introduce yourself, please open another thread and avoid flooding in this one. Thanks!
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hi kumar, HHL is right, you should start another thread, and welcome to GS, i'm sure you're gonna have a great time:)
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mera interview parh ke kumar bechara sithya gaya
BTW ye mein ineterview denay aya tha ya chamatain khanay aya tha
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Aap dono hi kaam karne aaye thay :D
Hehe nice interview btw, I enjoyed reading it :biggthumb
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9. If you had to add 1 more forum to GS, what would it be called? I have a secret (and all the posts will be posted as anonymously in that forum) * Just A secret?!]
- See… there u go seeti bajaing
11. Have you met any guppies? If yes, then who did you like the best? I have met more than 40 and apart from 1-2 i think i liked all of them. But if i must take one & only one name i ll have to say its Khanzada. * Wow…nice. Did they also like you or what?!? ahem]*
Who cares…they paid the bill seeti bajaing
**
20.** Describe your “ideal” spouse physically (height, complexion etc)? rakh kar chamat daying bay gairat, bay haya …kesay sawal kertay hu …who on earth with will describe his spouse physically for u slap us ki kamar aisi hai us ki chaal wesi hai…ye sawal kisi live interview mein ker ke dikhao * slaps Jony across face & kaan ke neechey rakh ke Raibta maaring Ghor se parho, it says ideal]*
What if i have met my ideal 
40. If you had $1 million and you had to spend it for a good cause, how/what would you spend it on? Drill several “kunwain” (wells) in ‘Thar’ for a quick supply of drinking water. Plan & Implement other proper ways. Built few schools & Hospitals there. * All in $1 million?!? ]*
thats Thar my dear, i ll still save money.
57. What is the worst pickup line you have ever used on someone? “Wanna smell it baby” from Johnny Bravo yawn * Hahahahaha…and how long before you had to run to save your life?]*
Actually i didnt get a chance, i was killed right at that moment blush
66. Are you Anti-Shezaan? Muft mein milay ga tu why would i be? [10 rupay spend karne se darte ho ]
khud tu 5 rupay ka sms bhi mujh se karwatay hu slap
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Coooool Jony :biggthumb
I like ur interview 
u can be a successful politician
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or enjoyed thapar maring me
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abhi tak tu i m neither politician nor successful
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I said u “can” be
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Werz my interview
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Interview # 7
GUEST: Paki-Pride-786 hands her Shezaan ki botal
**
- If you don’t mind, I’ll just address you as PP786. So welcome to ‘SHEZAAN with HHL & SABY’. I think we’ll get started with some basic questions which will give guppies a background of you] *
1. What is your real name? Chochi chi bachi
2. What is your real gender? Female
3. What is your current profession? Mehndi
4. How did you end up on GS? Tere pehloo mein Thread * vivo]*
5. Did someone persuade you to join GS? No
6. Do you remember the first friend you made on GS? sara_87
7. If you could turn back time, do you think you would still join GS? yeah
8. If you had to bring 3 changes to GS, what would they be? Remove cafe MODs, Add in Onli 1 Cafe Mod which is me and Make cafe Bright * And what if you are needed and you are not online :aq:…BTW, can I call you ‘Musharrafah’ ]*
9. If you had to add 1 more forum to GS, what would it be called? 
10. Name 1 forum you are mostly active in and 1 that you don’t like to visit? Why? None * So you are not active is ANY forum & you don’t like to post in ANY forum?!?]*
11. Have you met any guppies? If yes, then who did you like the best? No
12. Who are the guppies you would really like to meet? No one 
13. Which 2 guppies do you think make good flooding partners? Shoaib Akhter and Inzi_Rocks
14. Name one of each: your favorite Guppy & Guppan? All are the Best Hugz * So nice of you :D]*
15. Name 3 people from GS who you would like to have as your family members? lolz all of em hehe * Awwwww]*
16. Do you have crush on any Guppy/Guppan? If yes, then do you mind telling us who? No-way
17. Who do you think is the “ideal” Guppy & Guppan on GS (one of each)? Urmmmm * Hehe]*
18. Are you having an affair with someone on GS which others don’t know about? No Affair wiv any1 ever!
19. Which 2 Guppies would you pair up if you had to? Shoaib Akhtar & Inzi-rocks * Hehe, ok]*
- Very nice PP786. Just 2 more and then we’ll move on to another subject]*
20. Describe your “ideal” spouse physically (height, complexion etc)? konfused
21. Would you prefer your parents to arrange your marriage or would you rather choose your own spouse? Im onli a chochi chi bachi aur chochi chi bachi ke saath aisa sawal karna burri baat hai snooty * Chochi chi bachi ehhhnn ]*
- These are just few general questions so Chochi Chi Bachi does not need to worry]*
22. If you had to choose between Rain & Snow, which one would you prefer? Why? Snow becuz itz Bright!
23. Name one thing which you always wanted to have but never got? I got everything i wanted Mash’Allah.
24. Do you ever talk to yourself? Urmmm Not sure hmmm * Kabhi sunn ke check karna]*
25. What is your greatest accomplishment?confused
26. What would be the one thing you want to do before you die? Remove all my sins.
27. Do you prefer to be alone or with a bunch of people? Alone
28. Name one activity you do regularly? Mehndi * And you do that very nicely. You’ve got talent MashaAllah]*
29. If you had the option to choose one super-power inside you, what would it be? Religious
30. If you were granted one wish, what would you wish for? Hafiz * To become Hafiz or to say Allah-Hafiz? hehe]*
31. Everybody has something they’re afraid of. What are you afraid of? Spiderz OMG
32. Are you a light sleeper or a deep sleeper? Both
33. What is your worst habit? Talking too Much!
34. Have you ever run away from home or you ever thought about it? Why/why not? No
35. Name one moment from your life when you were the happiest person alive? Im onli a chochi chi bachi aur chochi chi bachi ke saath aisa sawal karna kuch bohat heee jaldi hai * Its a general question :S]*