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yar I am already feeling guilty
didn’t get time to fill out that interview you sent me :smack:
and now I am totally intimidated by all these brilliant and excellent interviews that have been conducted - Mine is going to be totally Blaahhh :nook:

I dont wanna get Booo’ed :hayaa:

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Relax yaar...shukar karo yeh brilliant aur excellent interviews pehle chappey hain...Yani ke abhi bhi dekh ke koi acha sa kar sakte ho ;)

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aisa karoo Pagli walay interview pay mairaa naam pata paste kar do :fatee:

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Yeh interviews Phati judge kare gi,

:fatee: iss ke baad kapre badal ke interview do kyoo ke iss ke baad bari tumhari hai

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nice interview Born _wela

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Thanks everyone, I literally butchered my interview, but whatever…

HHL and saby,… what on earth is going on? :konfused:

and who thinks I am 13??? :confused:

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What do you mean? :konfused:

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Gender “Guess” :cb:

ye sirf “Gas” hai :omg:

:bravo:

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Interview # 15

**GUEST: James_Bhaand **hands him Shezaan ki botal

  • Well Bhaand jee, welcome to 'SHEZAAN with HHL & SABY '…I think we should not waste time and get started with the interview]*

1. What is your real name? Haider * Kahi aap wo to nahi jo Lahore, Laxmi Chawk mai thay? Wo Haidar Paan Shop wale?!]*
2. What is your real gender? Very Much a Macho Male * Sahi…]*
3. What is your current profession? Moderatory on GS - waisay part time Engineering job bhi karta hooN
4. How did you end up on GS? I haven’t ENDED on GS as yet naraz * Ho jao gey =p]*
5. Did someone persuade you to join GS? No
6. Do you remember the first friend you made on GS? Hanie / Khanzada (They dont post anymore)
7. If you could turn back time, do you think you would still join GS? yup - But with THAT other nick wink * Hehe ok]*
8. If you had to bring 3 changes to GS, what would they be? Its fine as it is
9. If you had to add 1 more forum to GS, what would it be called? I am thinking of DELETING a few forums - too many here
10. Name 1 forum you are mostly active in and 1 that you don’t like to visit? Why? CAFE - dont visit religion, udhar jaa kar maira islam khatray main PaRr jata hay
11. Have you met any guppies? If yes, then who did you like the best? Met lots of guppies - every experience was wonderful - made some great real life friends * Wow…nice!]*
12. Who are the guppies you would really like to meet? All the guppies in LIFE1 blush * Hehe why only Life ;–)]*
13. Which 2 guppies do you think make good flooding partners? What is flooding konfused * Sharam aani chahiye aap ko aisa sawal poochtey hue]*
14. Name one of each: your favorite Guppy & Guppan? I dont believe in favoritism snooty… subb ko aik aankh band kar kay daikhta hooN :smokin: * Hahah]*
15. Name 3 people from GS who you would like to have as your family members? none - i keep my cyber life and real life separate
16. Do you have crush on any Guppy/Guppan? If yes, then do you mind telling us who? Yes I do MIND blush * Theek! whistling]*
17. Who do you think is the “ideal” Guppy & Guppan on GS (one of each)? abay bass kar na :smilestar: khamakhaa mushkil sawal poochay jaa raha hay :naraz: * Sahi tarha kyoo nahi bataate ke kis se dar rahe ho]*
18. Are you having an affair with someone on GS which others don’t know about? pata nahi blush * Jhoot bolna koi achi baat nahi hehe]*
19. Which 2 guppies would you pair up if you had to? pair up as in ?? left and right ?? okay I dont know who are lefties and who are righties - so cant make pairs :halo: * Acha rasta nikaala hai beech mai se ;–)]*

  • Acha acha ghabrao nahi, just 2 more questions and then we’ll change the topic]*

20. Describe your “ideal” spouse physically (height, complexion etc)? I am already married to her - and I wont discuss her physical appearance here in public
21. Would you prefer your parents to arrange your marriage or would you rather choose your own spouse? Mine was 50 - 50, LarKi main nay phansai thee - baad main amma abba nay ussi phansi hui laRki say arranged marriage kar di * Sahi hmmm]*

  • ChaleiN aap paseena ponch leiN kyoo ke ab hum topic change karte hain]*

22. If you had to choose between Rain & Snow, which one would you prefer? Why? Rain - maybe because of the romance associated with it. Have you ever seen songs picturized in the rain ? :blush: * Hahahaha…bhai jaan, whats up with the blushing every 2 minutes hehe]*
23. Name one thing which you always wanted to have but never got? Rayban sunglasses :frowning: * Ch-ch-ch…so sad]*
24. Do you ever talk to yourself? only when I am downloading… I play all characters from Shakespear’s dramas. This morning I was Hamlet * smack]*
25. What is your greatest accomplishment? Yet to come - I will probably be a President or Football star or a Train Driver or something in the future
26. What would be the one thing you want to do before you die? Hajj - Done Umrah couple of times though * InshaAllah]*
27. Do you prefer to be alone or with a bunch of people? I am more of a loner kind of guy in real life
28. Name one activity you do regularly? Sleep aq
29. If you had the option to choose one super-power inside you, what would it be? To become invisible blush * Hehe ok]*
30. If you were granted one wish, what would you wish for? I would wish for a magic lamp which will fullfill all my wishes when rubbed properly :dixsi:* lol @ rubbed properly]*
31. Everybody has something they’re afraid of. What are you afraid of? Goddaamn SNAKES :hayaa:
32. Are you a light sleeper or a deep sleeper? I am a first class sleeper :jhanda:
33. What is your worst habit? you really think I will tell you that ?? * Must be really embarrassing vivo]*
34. Have you ever run away from home or you ever thought about it? Why/why not? I used to run away about 2 miles from home every day, but now I just dont have the stamina or energy to do it * rotfl You know what I meant ;–)]*
35. Name one moment from your life when you were the happiest person alive? When I held my newborn son in my arms for the first time * Awwww hehe. MashaAllah]*

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  • ChaleiN dekhte hain James Bhaand kahaN kahaN apni money spend karte agar ‘rich’ hotay to. Ya phir karte bhi ya sirf apne haath Bhaand ke hi rakhtey]*

36. If you were a multi-millionaire, how much would your house be worth? What do you mean WERE :hoonh: * What I mean is if you had it and did not pretend like you currently are whistling]*
37. If you became rich tomorrow, name 3 cars you would definitely buy? Again the same stupid question, what do you mean by TOMORROW :smilestar: smack]
38. Besides necessity items, Name one thing that you definitely would keep it in your house? Depends on what is necessity for you and what is luxury for me and vice versa… But to answer your question, I cherish a lot of things, old photographs, the gown I wore on graduation day, the list is endless… * Interesting]

39. If you were given a Huge piece of land and you had to build something on it, what would it be (cannot be a house)? Poultry farm and raise chicks on it :blush: * I love chicks blush…I would also like to come to your farm and play with chicks =p]

40. If you had $1 million and you had to spend it for a good cause, how/what would you spend it on?
Read # 36 and # 37 :smilestar:* gives evil look]*
41. They say that “wealth changes a person”, do you think you would change after becoming rich?
Will you stop :mad:* Kyoo?! faizy]*

  • Let’s turn to your Favorites for a bit]*

42. Favorite color? Bilue * Pakistan mai humari gali mai Bilue rehta tha]*
43. One color that you really hate? Why? Orange - no reason - just hate it
44. Favorite song of all time? Ustad Ghulam Ali Khan sahib - Mairay Shauq da nai Eitbaar tainoo
45. Favorite band of all time? Enigma
46. Favorite movie of all time? Mughal e Azam, Van Ryan’s Express and Clint Eastwood westerns
47. Favorite actor & actress of all time? Dilip Kumar, Waheeda Rehman, Nadeem (Pakistan) * Sahi takes sip of Shezaan]*
48. Favorite book of all time? Lee Ioccocca’s Autobiography
49. Favorite TV show that you are currently watching (only one)? Dont watch TV - But have DVDs of fav. shows, watch them sometimes, fav. is CHEERS
50. Name 3 country you would like to visit for vacation? Australia - Great Barrier Reef, Nepal - to see the kingdom of Mountain Gods - and nothing beats Pakistan - Strolling on the Murree Mall road dressed in a 3 piece suit [hehe, paindoo!]
51. Name 1 country you would want to live in?
Pakistan - although currently I am in Canada, for various reasons, but I def. going back in due time

  • Haidar sahab, zara ‘Tasty Questions’ ho jayeN? :-p]*

52. What would you prefer, Coffee or Chai? Why? Coffee in the morning - Tea rest of the day
53. What would you rather prefer: Ice-cream or Candy? Favorite kind? Mint Choc Chip
54. What would you rather prefer in cold weather: Garma-garam Samosey or Garma-garam Pakorey (chatni included btw)? I am more of a PakooRa guy
55. What’s your favorite fast food restaurant? Used to be KFC in Pakistan, these days dont have much choice because of Halal / Haram issue, go to popeye’s sometimes
56. Pick 1 item that best describes you: Chai (hot); Mithai (sweet); Biryani (tasty); Namak-Parey (Namkeen); Daal-Chawal (simple); Sheermal (soft); Faalsey (sour); the item that best describes me is not in the list :dixsi:[care to elaborate sirjee?]

  • Acha sirjee zyaada pareshaan mat hoN, ab zara Chat-Patey questions ki baari hai]*

57. What is the worst pickup line you have ever used on someone? Never believed in pick up lines or drop down lines… smart people dont need that :wink: [no you were just scared of getting smacked by a girl weren’t you? =p ]
58. Have you ever flirted with someone you don’t like just to know/get what you want? nope
59. Would you have an intimate relationship with someone you don’t like if it meant you would get $1 million? Shurruppp
60. Would you rather be called Hot or Cute? Cute - if begum calls - HOT, if…[family forum hai, chup too much info already! smack]
61. Given a choice…would you rather have brains or beauty? why is money not a choice here
62. Would you rather live a great but short life, or a mediocre yet long life? short and full of life
**63. **What is your guilty pleasure? badtameeze kahin kaa :blush: [ganda dimagh wala hoonh]
64. If you could be any celebrity, who would it be? Read # 36 and # 37 [step into reality for a second, will ya? lol]

65. Did you like this Interview? Get lost mad * Aap ki Shezaan mai hum ne julab ki goli mila di thi snooty]*
66. Are you Anti-Shezaan? I am not an aunty atall * Uncle jee, zara ghor se parho, it says Anti, not Aunty]*

  • Aur issi ke saath humara yeh Interview khatam hota hai. Guppies, please join us next time when we bring you more Gupshup, the Gupshup way. Haidar bhai, leave ASAP please. yells "Release the Hounds"…“RUN Haidar bhai RUN!!!”]*

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thanks for remembering :)

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awwwwwwww :cb:

JB unkil had the best interview so far :smiley:

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James uncle very nice interview
and some answers are really funny especially the last one :rotfl:

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:smilestar: interview ko compliments do apni pari hia

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that was the typo .. i meant Thanks for reminding .... (that was a compliment) :P

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hahaha
nice job HHL :hugz:
thanks for inviting me to the show

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good interview …magar main ne skip kar ke parha…i m lazy:bummer:

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uncle ur sho :omg:

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:emmy:

i gave my interview like monthsssssssss ago…

why isnt it posted…:naraz:
oh and

every1 got gooood interviews//

nemo and riya…keep it up..:smiley:

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canpaki tumhara interview *can *ho gya.