ik dafa ka zikker hay jub main chootee nahi thee lakin baree bhi nahi thee
bus chote baree thee
raat kay 1 baj raha tha main apni cusions kay sath drawing room main the or mere ik cusion kay papers thay to woh room main perh rahee thee
woh derpook bohat zyada theen hum nay soocha un ko daratay hain
mainay kalaa doppata pehan ker room ki window main apna SIR Ghussa diya
mere cus ki nazar jaysay hee mujh per pereee unhoon nay itneeeeeeeeeee zor dar chekh maree kay main un ki cheekh say ghabra ker khud bhi cheekhnay lageee ..
amm jo gehre neend sor rahe theen itnee derd naak cheekhain sun ker bhagee ayee
or phir wohee hoa jo app sooch rahay hain ab her baat to batanay ki nahi hotee na : )
PG arey wah, aapka bachpan tou lagta hai interesting tha, ab aapko kia hogaya hai
This is something my brother did, I was there with him. My sister was only a few weeks or months old. He was carrying her and we were outside playing. We must be around 8-10 years old. There were few bricks, I climbed on them and jumped down. My brother, who was carrying my sister, wanted to do the same while holding her. Well, he jumped with my little sister in his hands. Ofcourse when he stepped on the ground, he was about to fall, so to save himself from falling, he let my sister drop and touched the floor to gain his balance My sister fell in the Naali My ammi beat him up and then gave a bath to my sister with detol
here is sumthing funny.. it came into my knowledge that I got engaged recently and TILL now i dun know to whom I got engaged with.. :o now tell me her name ..
Ok i remember something now..but its not funny .
anyways soo I was 10 when we went to pak and attended a wedding ..it was the first time me n my bro attended a desi wedding so we were standing there talking to some cousins when i asked one of em that pheeray houe nahi yeh kesi shadi ha ..lol..they started to laugh and my grand mother wasnt very happy abt it , later she asked my mom teach us urdu instead of hindi n bring us to pak every year so we can learn abt our own culture :halo:..
Peshow Too many hindi movies? Waisay on a serious note, living abroad, I will have to focus on my children even more. Otherwise, they will think we take “pherey” when we get married, or go to church, and when someone dies, we cremete them instead of burrying them. Now THAT is not funny.
k back in year 3, i joined a new school (we were always moving), and in my new class I had the misfortune to be seated on the same table as a sikh kid, not because he was a sikh but because he was down right annoying. He annoyed me too much one day, so i went up behind him and pulled on his head bubble. understandably, that got him real pissed so he tried to wack me with a ruler, but the teacher saw him, and he got yelled at real bad.
Later on, our table used to make alot of noise, (me and a mate being the main cause), she turned around one day and goes, ive had enough, im going to split your table up (we were six on a table), i thought crap were in trouble; but she turned to us, i know its not your fault, (she looked at me and my mate), but because of them talking all the time;…and she went off on one. we just looked up with innocent face and i remember trying to keep a straight face incase she started yelling at me too.
she was a kewl teacher alrite.
another one; we were having dance classes, and our teacher was so proud of us, she asked another teacher to record our dance. So theres me trying really hard not to mess up for the video, and in the midst of it i notice my friend next to me missing her steps (my nexts steps depended on hers), and kinda gave her a ‘gentle’ push inwards to remind her…
a week later the teacher puts the video on for everyone to see, and she pointedly says to class to watch the part where I push S, an the whole class watches and laughs at me messing up. it wasnt a gentle push either, I came across like a right bully in class.
hahhahha…moooli jee…so you are probably like those tom boy type girls who think they are hitting/pushing lightly but the other person may go through the wall because of that “gentle” push
In my class 10 and 11 the whole class was split into two groups according to the elective we had chosen i.e. Accounts or Biology. So whenever there was an accounts period there was a parallel biology period too. All the biology kids would take their bio books and go over to the biology labs for their class. I was in the accounts group (got kicked out of biology because i couldnt control my laughter when i saw a root hair cell and my teacher kicked me out ) so i’d stay in the classroom and about half the class would leave.
Now there was this one kid Shahzad whos mother used to pack the most awesome lunch ever. It was a simple kabab sandwich but the way it was done was most exquisite. People used to pay him big favours in exchange for his lunch.
Now this used to happen early morning in the first period of the day. So one fine morning when i’m in accounts class and all the bio kids are gone i realize that i hadnt had any breakfast and i was feeling quite hungry. At the same time i also notice Shahzad was gone for his bio class and left his lunch behind in his bag. Ofcourse without any 2nd thought i reached in his bag for the lunch and proceeded to devour it Now i used to know nothing about accounts. I had never ever paid attention in class. The accounts prof Mr Pekas (we called him Pechkas (screwdriver) ) didnt even know i ever existed in class.
Anyway so there i am in the very back of the class enjoying my loot (i.e. the stolen sandwich). I was so hungry i filled my mouth with half a sandwich and then tried to chew on it. Now while im busy with the sandwich Pejkas decides to point at me and go “So you, over there in the back. Why dont you tell us if this ledger is balanced or not?” I didnt have a choice but to stand up and to pretend to speak but my mouth was so full of the sandwich.. the whole class was looking at me in anticipation. I thought to myself Sharjeel beta this is it.. this is multiple offenses.. caught eating a stolen sandwich, not paying attention in class, EATING in class.. youre toast!!! After about 5 seconds of attempted mumbling Pejkas finally smiles and goes You look like youre too hungry. Its okay sit down and finish your food. LOL.. i couldnt believe he said that.. the class broke into laughter too since in my school in khi such leniancy was unheard of. So anyway i sat down and went back to finishing the sandwich
shikra…awww…u keep getting beatings for wht ur bro did…OMG…ur sister fell in the naali(eek)…poor thing…& o god ur uncle loved beating those kids… EMM…OMG…i can’t beleive girls wud do such things… P_G…cute…u also started screaming with her…
**faizy…poor thing u cut 4 inches of her hair…hum beychaarey itnee **mehnat sey hair grow kartey hain…tht is so mean… lol @“tohfa” itnee himmat…OMG how can u throw a fire cracker so close to the principals office… maamooli…poor girl… chegum…how cud u watch ur friend eating tht eeky pizza…& o god tht must be so embarrasing back then to stand in front of the whole class trying to say something with ur mouth full & OMG…seeing tht person (whom u gave gaali) coming towards ur car…tht must’ve been horrible… PCB…lol…
@ all of u…u ppl just made my day… this is a pretty good thread…the best thread tht i’ve come upon uptil now…
My sister fell in the Naali 
and TILL now i dun know to whom I got engaged with.. :o now tell me her name .. 
HEAD tubelight… 
May I have this dance please? 
) so i’d stay in the classroom and about half the class would leave.
Now i used to know nothing about accounts. I had never ever paid attention in class. The accounts prof Mr Pekas (we called him Pechkas (screwdriver) ) didnt even know i ever existed in class.