Sexting before Nikkah

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Re: Sexting before Nikkah

@badabing

A couple of weeks before my youngest phuppos wedding - over 10 years ago, I woke up at night to get some water. Anywho, I could hear what sounded like porn coming from her room at around 1 in the morning: it wasn’t. I listened carefully (and no, I’m not a pervert!). It was her having phonesex (I think, could be skype, was skype even around back then?) with her now husband of 10+ years and father to her children. Never told anyone, just thought - you dirty mare!

Dude, first it was weird stories about your friends, and now family.