Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
Only if someone could teach that to women in Florida, Mr Kaleem sir. Would you initiate such a program?
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
MR? 
ohh myy…wut part of me look MR to you? 
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
Lota ji, will you help me get this "naik kaam" started. Keep in mind we will be up against one of the toughest enemy who will not go any word unpunished. Are you up for it?
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
NOT trueeeeeee 
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
Ms Arsr. Please dont be mad. I hope you dont slap me now.
Mr Kaleem, sir. I will help you but cannot guarantee anything. This war could result in heavy casualties. You sure you wanna do this?
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
Captain, tum sirf naam key hi Captian Ho. Be a man, face the challenge and spread the good word of Mullah Kaleemuddin from sea to shining sea. Lets do it. :D
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
Chupkese, you should use that “bailna” to make some roti/chapati" for me. Looking at that smilie/gif…shows me you are getting good excercise, it will come in handy for “Atta gundhana”
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
But i did try sir! And that almost got me banned from Gupshup.
Although for this noble cause i am willing to risk everything. So, where do we start?
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
which part of his comments did you disagree with?
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
After Ramazzan, we shall launch our pre-emptive strike. In the meantime pray to Allah that HE guides those misguided souls in Flordia to the right path.
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
Ameen sumaameen.
We shall strike at sunrise on the third day of Eid. And liberate all the poor pigs from their tyrant masters.
Shock and Awe!
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
lol
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
Captain1..this is the statement i disagree with 
Kaleem…HAAA make some roti for u??? i think not! u go make ur own roti. ganday uncleee
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
do you mean to disagree with whole or part of Kaleem’s comment?
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
yes i do. if a man deserves that slap. i shall surely slap him. n our place is not only in the bedroom n kitchen
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
Kaleem needs to be slapped. :]
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
Thankyou for reminding us. Its in the bathroom too.
Mr Kaleem how coud you be so insensitive sir leaving out the bathroom like that?
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
Cappy Lota's the only guy I know that can piss someone off and make them laugh at the same time.
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
We also belogn in the living room... cleaning..
Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back
dont u have a lota to use or something?