Lol Nomadic. Consider yourself lucky MashaAllah.
Shower gel, try either original source tea-tree and mint or lime shower gel. U might find u r not repulsed by them.
If u feel over-whelmed by smells, try sniffing tea-tree oil from a distance, it might help.
DON'T GO NEAR THE FRIDGE!!!
Yeah no fridge. Lol. Disgusting fridge. Anyways. Do you have any idea where can we get the stuff you mentioned from? Any particular stores or online?