Disclaimer: Although the story is based on true events names have been changed to conceal the identity of certain individuals, Strong language (in yellow) is used to keep the narration as realistic as possible.
Two friends arrive in Islamabad from another city to party on a Saturday evening. Abbas is driving while bilal is sipping on the last beer can they had purchased a few days ago.
Bilal: Bhen****!I am feeling light headed already.
Abbas: Yar , this is only the beginning….
Bilal: Yah , the beginning of the end …(laughs) , so whats the Plan of action.
Abbas: We go and pick Aleena (An Anglo-Indian girl living in Rawalpindi) and then we go to my bro’s flat in isloo, Aleena will get us the booze, she has a permit.
Bilal: Does she have a permit for a bit of ***…
Abbas: Shut up man!! She is a great friend ….
Bilal: A-haan…
They arrive at aleena’s house(she is wearing black trouser with a very short shirt) ,We pick her up, say goodbye to her mom and promise the mother “we shall get your daughter back before 3:00 AM”. Aleena Fernandez(Fair,petit and cute) turns out to be quite a stunner, contrary to what Bilal or you people might be thinking.
As Abbas is driving , it gives ample opportunity to bilal to chat up aleena, it seems that her looks are not the only strong point she has, she seems totally armed to survive any Pakistani Guys company , with a tongue as Foul and Potent as any other bloke you would find on Islamabad’s streets.
We go to Abbas’s brothers flat in Islamabad, other friends of Aleena and abbas are already there namely Aloysay, Caira , and Kam.
Abbas: so what did you get for us aleena?
Aleena: Its Murree Brewry .
Abbas:* acha chal nikal!*
Aleena: Tujhay tou eak hi cheez nikal kay doun gee …
Abbass: nikal kay doung gee , Nahi ! Bachee….Loun gee!!
(Laughs) No one knows whether they are laughing on Abbas or Aleena.
After drinking a complete bottle of Gin ,
Aloysay: Bhen**** its getting late ! we have to leave for basement.
around at 01:00 am they all leave for the basement(A disco in Marriot Islamabad)> Abbas gets us in and then we dance and drink the night away.(Censored)
good answer…