One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
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1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye.
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Sardar G Ne Bakri Khareedi or Kamrey Me Charpai K Saath Bandh Di.
Sardarni: Badbu Ka Kia Hoga.
Sardar: O koi Gaal Nai Aadi ho jaye gi.
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Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay doon.
Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara sussar dey do.
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Sardar goes 2 Gulabo's home and knocks the door.
Gulabo: Kon?
Sardar: Mein!
Gulabo: Mein kon?
Sardar: Tu Gulabo hor kon!!!
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Sardar office ka Tulla mar ke ghar aa gaya,
Wahan us ne apni biwi ko apne boss ke saath dekha,
Woh bhaag ke office wapas aa gaya,
Aur bola: BAAP RE!
Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakra jata.
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Sardar Goes To Buy A T.v.
Sardar: Do You Have Colored T.v?
Shopkeeper: Yes Sir.
Sardar: Then Give Me T.v In Green Colour.
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Friend: Zebra
Sardar: Woh kese?
Friend: Oyee yaar kyun ke woh abhi tuk Black & White hai.
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Judge: Why r u arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: Before opening the Shop.
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A Sardar was watching a movie "Jurassic Park" in the cinema.
The Dinosaurs runs towards the screen, Sardar ran quickly outside the cinema.
Friend: Why you are running. It's just a film.
Sardar: Mujhy pata hai ke ye film hai, tujhy pata hai ke ye film hai, magar usay kya pata woh to janwar hai.
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1st Sardar: yaar Jail ko Hawalaat kyun kehte hen?
2nd Sardar : kyun ke jail me sirf Hawa or Laat hi khaane ko milti hai.
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Sardar: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai?
Friend: Oye Guru, Jis message me Khushbu ho usay SENT MESSAGE kehte hen.
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Sardar Radio le ker Potty karne gaya.
Dost: Aaj to mazay se ki ho gi?
Sardar: Khaak mazay se ki, Radio per Anthem shuru ho gaya,
to kharay kharay karni pari!
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Wife: Sath wala passenger mere girebaan mai jhank raha hai
Sardar ji: Ha,Ha,Ha,
Jhankne do bewakoof ko tumhara batwa tu mere pass hai.
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Girlfriend 2 Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.
Meri to koi parwa hi nahi he tumhe...
Sardar: Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi kerte!
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1 sardar Sheeshey(Mirror) ke samne beth kr study krta tha
Why?
Bcoz of 3 reasOns:
Dobara revision na krnA pare
Apne ooper nazar rahe
&
He likes combine study.
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1 Sardar ko Doctor Ne kaha
Apko Gas Trouble Hai, Subha Subha koi Game khela Karain.
Ab Sardar Gi Roz Subha Apne Mobile mei Snake wali Game kehlte Hain.
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1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per Sogaya.
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Ker Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tu Mar Jao Gay!
Sardar: Kal Mairy Oper Se Jahaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahin Howa,
Rail Kia Cheez Hay?
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Teacher to Sardar Ji: Qatil kisay kehty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahi.
Teacher: Agar tum apny baap ko qatal kardo to Tum kya kehlao gay?
SardarJi: "Yateem".
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"Ek sardar ko poori raat machor ne boht pareshan kya"
"Uska dimaag ghooma"
"Sardar nai zehar p liya aur bola"
"Ab kato saalo! Sab k Sab maroge"