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Sardar told his son: O tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.
Beta: Papa ji, Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai.
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A Sardarji prays daily for 2 hours,
"Hey Vaheguru meri lottery lagady."
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said:
"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"
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Sardar ji ne pilot sai head phone chheena
tou wo chilaya:Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar ji:Wah bhai ticket hum khareedain aur gaany tu akela sunay!
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1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha:
Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Main Dekh Raha Hon 1 Cigarette Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai.
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Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . .
Main Aam Admi nai hon.
( I m not a mango man)Sarda aur Garma fruit hai.
( Colda and Hota is Fruit )Mujhe bhi english aati hai.
( English comes to me also )Do aur Do brabar Chaar.
( Give and Give Equal to Four ) . . .
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Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhaar ke kandhe par rakh ke ja raha tha...!
Kisi ne poocha sardar ji kithe ja rahe ho??
Sardar: Tala khuwaane...
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1 Sardar PCO shop per gaya
Aur operator ko zordar 2 thappar lagaya
Guess?
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Bcz
Shop per lika tha k number milany se
pehly 2 lagana mat bholain.
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Sardar ji as a doctor U should jump 2
swimimig pool from 100 feet height...
Hero:I don't know swiming!
Sardar ji: Oye don't wory pool is empty:->
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2nd Sardar: Oye tu apny baap k samnay cigarette pee raha hai.
1st Sardar: Aby woh Baap hai koi PETROL PUMP nahi.
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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle..!
Tourist:How do U escape if a lion comes now..?
Sardar:Give the indicator of rite side and turn left
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1 sardar talking on cell phone ...
2nd sardar:Kissay baat kar rahy ho?
1st sardar:BV say..
2nd sardar: Itnay pyar say?
1st sardar:Tere jo hai..!!:-)
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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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1 Sardar bathroom main betha tha.
Samney likha tha paani ka zyaada istmaal karien.
wo
3 lotty pani pee gaya
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Shadi mai 1 sardar boht dair tak khanna khata raha
Kisi ne poocha kb tk khao ge
Sardar;Me tu ab kha k tang a gaya per ki kran card vich lkhya C
DINNER 7pm -10pm
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Sardar ghar aya tu sochnay laga k aaj kia khas kam kerna tha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Raat 3 baje yaad aaya
AAJ TU JALDI SUNA THA!
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A sardar was passing through a Jungle.
A churail stops him and says: HOO HOO HA HA! Mein Churail hoon...
Sardar: Janta hoon,
Teri aik behen mere ghar mein bhi hai.....
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Sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha
Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha.
Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara aur bola
Mujhe dair ho rahi hy aur tu BY ROAD jaa raha hy:-)
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Sardar apni girl friend se OIL me naha kar
milne gaya.
Girl friend:Aap OIL mein naha kar Q aaye?
Sarda:Mene suna hy k har cheez meezan me
achi lagti hy.
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Sardar:Express train kitne baje hy?
T.T: 9 bajay
Sardar: Local train kitne Bajay?
T.T: 2 bajaye
Sardar: Maal gari kitne bajaye?
T.T: 12 bajaye
T.T: Tang aakar poocha jana kahan hy?
Sardar: Patri pe potty karnay.
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Wife! Sardar ji aj tussi mere naal es tarah
karo k bus meri cheekhain hi nikal jawwan!!
Sardar ne wife ki Shalwaar me AAG laga di!!