Sarcasm is the new humor. Like is the new sarcasm

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Re: Sarcasm is the new humor. Like is the new sarcasm

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Geela is not a term that can be used on its own, it is a term to describe a very specific type of uncle, or an uncle displaying some specific characteristics. It’s like a dude wearing a thin silk shimmery maroon shirt with banyaaan underneath and sweat around the armpits and chest, button undone and the chest hair poking above the banyaaan have a shimmer about them due to the medallion and sweat. He is also sweating profusely and used a Rumaal to wipe strand of sweat on his face. A used Rumaal has been folded and put around the back of the neck. Spitting chaalia and paan while whistling Bollywood songs and checking out girls.
As he gets up to leave there are sweat stains..on his butt. The trousers are off white.. But maybe they used to be bright white once. Now whether that is sweat local to that location or it’s sweat that has traveled down the back and congregated at the butt area is not something you want to investigate. The gentleman likes gold teardrop shaped aviators with green lenses, black penny loafers with a gold metal keeper. He also has a gold textured cigarette lighter and takes out a crushed cigarette box and takes out one bent and twisted cigarette .. Tries to light it with his lighter but it does not work so the shakes it to try and make it work then gets a pack of matchsticks to light it but they too are soaked .. So he keeps trying until finally one lights up..victoriously he sits back down and slouched, crosses his legs with the trousers riding up the calf for you to see that he is wearing ankle high gym socks and leaving a gap of a few inches between the cuff of his pleated and cuffed loose trousers that are tapered at the ankles and the tip of the inside out gym socks.. He sees your shocked stare and winks at you..tries to blow a smoke circle but drools out some remnant paan instead, takes the Rumaal on his neck, wipes his chin..the paan drool that falls on his shirt is camouflaged due to the color.

Those are among some key characteristics of a geela uncle.

Why does this description paint a picture of Rajnikant?