Rumsfeld cracks jokes, but Iraqis aren't laughing

I can’t wait to see the day when OTHERS tell the US “stuff happens” while the suffer a big blow!

Rumsfeld cracks jokes, but Iraqis aren’t laughing

Lawrence Smallman

At a Pentagon briefing, the US defence secretary faced questions about the rapidly deteriorating security situation, amid calls by aid agencies to allow them to do their job.

“Stuff happens,” came the Rumsfeld reply.

U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld jokes while Baghdad suffers

“It’s untidy. And freedom’s untidy. And free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things,” his adroit fingers this time pointing at no particular member of the press. Lawlessness, closed hospitals and fires burning in Baghdad and other cities are a freed people venting their frustrations, apparently.

If ever an Oscar was deserved for minimizing catastrophic reports coming out of Iraq with jocular “henny penny” disbelief, then Rumsfeld has a date with Hollywood.

“Television is merely running the same footage of the same man stealing a vase over and over,” he joked, adding he didn’t think there were that many vases in Iraq. The US may be the strongest nation in the world, but their history is incomparable to that of Iraq – a region that has been described as the cradle of civilization.

Flippant remarks cannot replace priceless artefacts that have disappeared from the National Museum in Baghdad, or the books of the University of Mosul – one of the oldest and best universities in the whole of the Middle East.

But Secretary Rumsfeld has “a lot of confidence in the American people” not to believe TV footage from Iraq. Widespread theft across Iraq, reported in every language on screens worldwide, is an acceptable expression of freedom and really just the same picture shown again and again, he claimed. Meanwhile, Al Jazeera correspondents in Tikrit, Mosul, Basra and Baghdad confirm that US troops are still just watching looters steal private property and destroy any feelings of public safety.

The International Committee of the Red Cross and World Health Organizations issued appeals today to the US and British military to restore order, as the Geneva Convention requires.

US and British commanders say they don’t have the troops to do this, or play a policing role. President Bush reinforced Rumsfeld’s view on Friday, saying that “out of chaos that takes place there now … the Iraqi people will run their own country.”

“I reminded them that war in Iraq is really about peace,” said Bush. “This victory in Iraq, when it happens, will make the world more peaceful.” Iraqis who have been starved by sanctions for 12 years, bombed for three weeks and now robbed for three days must be beginning to wonder when this peace will begin.

“Tommy tells us what is necessary to achieve the objective. We gave Tommy the tools necessary to win,” said Bush. "And when Tommy says we’ve achieved our objectives, that’s when we’ve achieved our objectives. The war will end when Tommy says we’ve achieved our objectives.‘’ Let’s hope Tommy decides to impose some law and order soon.

“Freedom is a gift from the Almighty God,” President Bush added, failing to define what General Frank’s objectives were, when asked.

At the Pentagon, Secretary Rumsfeld said the US does feel an obligation to assist in providing security: “We’re looking for the police” in Iraqi towns and villages, he added. Concerns expressed before the war look likely to be fulfilled, those best able to police Iraq now might be those who have had the most experience – namely Ba’athists and supporters of the old regime. Calling into question, the logic of much of the war.

Appeals for quick solutions may exacerbate a terrible problem. US troops “should be doing something because (the chaos) destroys our image as the liberators and the people who are going to bring a new order to Iraq,” foreign affairs analyst Ivo Daalder of the Brookings Institution in Washington. It’s not nice for Iraqi civilians either.

There has been some crucial action to bring peace. Central Command in Qatar said it was issuing decks of `Saddam regime’ cards to troops to help them spot Saddam and his supporters – showing a US-blacklisted 55 personalities. The American military has also rushed to dispatch 2,000 troops to secure northern Iraq’s oilfields, which will alleviate Turkish political concerns – though probably not aid Kurdish interests.

The Pentagon has also been busy, admitting yesterday that it had awarded - without competition - a contract worth up to $7 billion, to the subsidiary of a company run until three years ago by Vice-President Dick Cheney.

Democrat Representative Henry Waxman of California, from the government reform committee, called for an investigation into the deal with oil services giant Halliburton, saying he could understand the contract if it had been issued in an emergency.

“But it’s harder to understand what the rationale would be for a sole-source contract that has a multi-year duration and multi-billion-dollar price tag,” he said. --Al Jazeera

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The reason this prat is so happy is because he can just see and smell the dollar notes to be made from the oil.

It's a lottery win for him!

Anymore excitement from him and the old fool will have a heart attack.

and the americans could have stopped the looting if they wanted to...i think they actually wanted them to loot..its a shame that these idiots have stolen medical equipment..making it hard for the doctors to work on the patients

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*Originally posted by Sheraz CT: *
and the americans could have stopped the looting if they wanted to...i think they actually wanted them to loot..its a shame that these idiots have stolen medical equipment..making it hard for the doctors to work on the patients
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If I were betting man, I would put money on the the US then offering to sell Iraq US-made medical equipment to replace the losses.

There may well be a diliberate purpose on behalf of the Bush administration in simply letting the Iraqis run wild, instead of declaring martial law to combat the looters.

If everything gets plundered, everything will have to be replaced, and US companies and thus the US economy will benefit if everything is replaced with American goods.

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*Originally posted by mAd_ScIeNtIsT: *
If I were betting man, I would put money on the the US then offering to sell Iraq US-made medical equipment to replace the losses.
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whoa... never thought of that. That sounds pretty accurate to me, actually.
There may be a lobby or two that funded Bush's election campaign, that still needs to be paid off.

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*Originally posted by mAd_ScIeNtIsT: *

If I were betting man, I would put money on the the US then offering to sell Iraq US-made medical equipment to replace the losses.

There may well be a diliberate purpose on behalf of the Bush administration in simply letting the Iraqis run wild, instead of declaring martial law to combat the looters.

If everything gets plundered, everything will have to be replaced, and US companies and thus the US economy will benefit if everything is replaced with American goods.
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OF COURSE!

I mean one of the reasons the US left Afghanistan the way it is b/c they have no OIL, but now, now Iraq is rich with OIL so hey just take it out of that.

I really wish all these damn oil wells dry up pretty soon

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*Originally posted by mAd_ScIeNtIsT: *
If I were betting man, I would put money on the the US then offering to sell Iraq US-made medical equipment to replace the losses.
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Nevermind creating a new government.. but within a year there will be a Walmart every two miles in Iraq :D

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*Originally posted by spoon: *
Nevermind creating a new government.. but within a year there will be a Walmart every two miles in Iraq :D
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And 3 Starbucks on every block.

Re: Rumsfeld cracks jokes, but Iraqis aren't laughing

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*Originally posted by Majestic: *
"Tommy tells us what is necessary to achieve the objective. We gave Tommy the tools necessary to win
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In other words, they've given Tommy the resources to plant the WMD, and once they are planted and "found", they will reach their objectives.

The more they let people loot the more reconstruction Iraq will require, the more profit for the American companies. Why do you think the hospitals were allowed to be looted? Rumsfeld is happy because his eyes sees more $$$ the more looting that takes place. These terrorists from states will stop at nothing.

Can't

You're hoiping the Oil runs dry?? What would the Middle East look like without Oil? Talk about economic collaspe. The Sand for Food program doesn't have a chance.

you ppl are hilarious.

First of all, if Iraqis are looting their own, why blame it on US. comeon ppl, as it goes, Dumb ppl do dumb things.

alrite if the US forces would had declare martial law and forced ppl to stay inside, all of you would be raising hell, that US forces not letting Iraqis there lives and that they are prisoners in their own country . this and that.

if someone is really that stupid to destroy their own stuff . God help them. stop blaming others for that.

WMDs----------- well until they find them, everyone here would be asking where are all the WMDs they were looking for
and if they find it,,,,, you'll be like "Oh, they planted that stuff". it seems like US will always be the bad guy.

I liked tonights SNL explanatoin of why there is looting in Bag Dad: Apparently the US troops after entering the city told the civilians the Rodney King verdict and they started a riot mimicking the LA Riots. :D

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*Originally posted by tai9mur: *
it seems like US will always be the bad guy.
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Get it right, they are the bad guys.

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*Originally posted by chosen1: *

Get it right, they are the bad guys.
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hey bro, if you say so.

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*Originally posted by tai9mur: *
it seems like US will always be the bad guy.
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DUH! What did you think that they are the greatest ever. The US wants to become a Empire of somesort lately, thats what it seems like.

It was the British who had soilders die in most countries, now its the US turn!

Yes, Saddam the butcher is good and US who liberated Iraqis is bad. I love the logic.

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Originally posted by Imdad Ali: *
Yes, Saddam the butcher is good and US who **liberated Iraqis
* is bad. I love the logic.
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not iraqis but oil wells my lil boy, they have liberated oil wells :-)

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Originally posted by EntityParadigm: *
not iraqis but **oil wells
* my lil boy, they have liberated oil wells :-)
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Keep repeating the lie and you'll eventually start believing it. If they wanted oil, they could have invaded Venezuela.

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*Originally posted by Imdad Ali: *
Keep repeating the lie and you'll eventually start believing it. If they wanted oil, they could have invaded Venezuela.
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:-)
this shows that you know nothing.
:-)