Roommate is a cookie monster

[Mirch]

@McPendo

Just to let you know, when food runs out she will resort to cannibalism!

@Magic_8_Ball

Don’t give her the chance. A more aqalmand solution would be to us this same idea against her. “Look, since you’ve been stealing my food, I have nothing to eat…except you. And you’ve fattened up quite nicely on my pantry goodies.” Proceed to sharpen your eating utensils.

You guys are geniuses of witticism.