Re: Rise in Divorce rates
^Only if husband’s disgruntled lover got tired of sharing him with his wife and as a result divulged his secret to the gossipy aunties that came into his salon to get their hair done… after which the husband couldn’t hide his face in society anymore so he decides the only solution is to get into his jeep and go for a lil drive. He runs his car over a cliff and there’s a huge explosion, but miraculously he escapes the wreckage with a charred face. An investigation led by the skilled, Detective Private Pigeon, somehow strangely confirms that the husband had turned to ashes and dust with the combustion of the engine. Meanwhile the husband checks himself into a shady back alley plastic surgery clinic with the hopes of getting a “makeover” that will help him begin a new life with more dignity. The operation successfully renders him unrecognizable, but he is no longer the pretty homosexual he once was. He curses his lover for his betrayal and realizes that the only person who was true to him was…wifey. He goes to her and after several angry outbursts of denial and hysteria, he convinces her of his identity, seeks forgiveness, and pledges his unwavering devotion. To which she pertly quips…“I’m sorry. I’m not attracted to you anymore. I’ll mail you the khula papers. I don’t even want the haq mehr…it’s all yours”…and she jets out of there.
But all of the above can only happen if the husband is also impotent.