hahaha...ham log aapas meN kahaa karte the k..."abbu se kaho k ab use Khowaab aane lage haiN!"...lol...abbu zaroor samajh jaayeNge k "Pappu Jawaan ho gayaa!" ... ek aur baat bhii aksar buzurgoN ko sunaa kartaa thaa aapas meN kahte huye is silsile se k [sort of giving advice to friend to have his kid married!]: *"unnis [19] oopar ek mahina hone ko aayaa" *
achchhaa…vaise, unko kaise pataa hotaa? puraane zamaanoN meN buzurgoN ko apne bachchoN kii date of birth to yaad nahiiN huaa kartii thii [it was a non-event thing for them lol] aur bachchoN kii umreN bataane meN us waqt ke events kaa iste’mala kar ke kisii nateeje pe pahoNchaa karte the…AUR, ek baat aur!..puraane zamaanoN meN sunaa hai k beTe aur baap ke beech bahot dooriyaaN [gaps] huaa karte the…mahiinoN guzar jaate the donoN ke beech mulaaqaatoN meN…like, they needed an appointment to see their fathers! lol
what a pathetic leader, orator, and chhoran farosh! yaaraa, ise kaise log fone pe 2-2 aur 3-3 ghanTe baiTh kar sun lete haiN? kia DanDe kaa zor hotaa hai yaa pishTal kaa?
hahaha…very true! agar yeh entertainment ahi to phir pinDaali maHfil men log haNste kiuN nazar nahiiN aate is clown kii baat sun kar vo bhii fone ke zarr’iye! kitne vaDDe vaDDe aHmaq dunyaa meN paDDe haiN…lol…
are yaaraa, bahooot baarii dekhaa aur sunaa hai aise…maiN to kahtaa huN k peechhe se chupke se jo ‘haaN/hooN’ kahtii hai use bhii Doli meN biThaa denaa chaahiye! ek na shud, do shud! sunaa hai…troubles come in doules!!! ek teer se do nishaana!
kia mere oopar jaal phaiNking? laal cap lagaa kar to maiN to na’uuzobillah Zaid Hamid lagne laguuNgaa aur maiN bhii Ghazva-e-Hind kii baateN karne laguuNgaa
goyam mushkil wale na goyam mushkil lol…agar vo apnii Khushii se Doli meN baiTh kar sasuraal jaatii hai, suhaag ke sej pe baiThtii hai, raat guzar basar kartii hai aur kisii point/maqaam par apnii NAA kaa izhaar nahiiN kartii to yeh uskii razaamandii saabit kartii hai…vo kahte haiN na k ek chup meN sau asbaat pinhaan hote haiN! ‘haaN’ kaa lafz adaa na karnaa sharm o Hayaa kii majboorii kahii jaa saktii hai…
…ab kuchh logoN kaa yeh bhii kahnaa hai k saum ke liye niyat ba-zabaan adaa karnaa niyat-e-aur iftaar ba-zabaan zaroorii nahiiN. asl niyat to dil meN hotii hai…isii taraH namaaz ke liye bhii kahaa jaataa hai ham jaise niyat karte haiN vo bhii zaroorii nahiiN kiuN k jab ham namaaz ke liye qasd kar ke uThte haiN to hamaarii niyat to hotii hai k ham kia karne jaa rahe haiN!
sahi farmaya aap ne.. per ye chup aakhir uss nasal k hisse main kiyun thi? kia un badi boorhi khawateen ki waja se jo ye kaha karti thin ’ jab kanwari apne munh se khasam mange, samjho qayamat qareeb hai’
sahi farmaya aap ne.. per ye chup aakhir uss nasal k hisse main kiyun thi? kia un badi boorhi khawateen ki waja se jo ye kaha karti thin ' jab kanwari apne munh se khasam mange, samjho qayamat qareeb hai'
lol..haN na, saHeeH sunaa hai...vaise, mere Bhaaii aur Bhabhii aaj ke is daur meN bhii vo ek dusre kaa naam nahiiN lete aur maiN ne Khud aur bhii aise hii bahot se joRe dekhe haiN jo apne spouse ke naam nahiiN lete...[shaayad naam lene se nikaah TooT jaataa hai! :cb;] ...
...baRii booRhiyaaN bhii Khoob huaa kartii haiN...yehii Khawaateen aksar jab tarang meN hotii haiN to apnii shaadii ke qisse bhii Khoob sunaatii haiN chaTKhaare le le kar aur plays the role of an innocent girl's role..muNh pe DupaTTaa le kar Khoob haNstii bhii jaatii haiN ia bayaan ke dauraan! :)