Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
Please add on.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
Men live shorter lives than women because women don't have to put up with women. (Funguy, circa 1997)
The shortest way to a man's heart is through his chest (Muslim Queen)
"Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks." -- Laura Swenson
Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun. 
If they can put one man on the moon, why can't they put them all up - (Chandbeti or some disgruntled woman )
I think it will be more fun if we quote the original quote and associate it with a guppie - Funguy, circa 2004
look at my signature dumb asses
Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. ~Leo Buscaglia
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. ~Henry Winkler
Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh!” he whispered. “Yes, Piglet?” “Nothing,” said Piglet, taking Pooh’s paw. “I just wanted to be sure of you.” ~A.A. Milne 
In every marriage, older than 2 weeks there are grounds for divorce, the trick is to find and keep finding a ground for marriage.
- someone somewhere.
fg, that is so me except I would want Brad Pitt and the likes to stay behind on earth.
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The shortest way to a man's heart is through his chest (Muslim Queen)
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Shouldnt it be fastest? Btw I did not say that!
Iv got some funny ones:
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn
The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. ~Germaine Greer
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. ~Author Unknown
Nailing Jello to a tree! 
I have got one for all men who are thinking why o Why me....
Its Cheaper to Keep Her :D
All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems. - Shelley Winters
:D
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
Gloria Steinem
I really like this.
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"Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks." -- Laura Swenson
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Does she know that there are equal number of Jacks and Kings in a deck of card?
^ but only 2 jokers
^ and who is the second? (i mean like literally)