Relationship Quotes

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*Originally posted by Fraudz: *
^ but only 2 jokers
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4 jacks (jokers) and 4 kings.

All men are dogs. Some just make better pets.

nice ones u got there guyzzz....

Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges. (Joseph F. Newton Men)

"Never sleep with same woman thrice" - Some wise man

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
– David Bissonette

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my signature below!

for all the nadaan bibi's out there:

It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you

alright.. i refuse to be the thread killer so unless you change that.. u'll here more of these:

Confucious say: " Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink"

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. -Marcel Achard

^ :hehe:

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*Originally posted by SAJAL: *
All men are dogs. Some just make better pets.
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All women are bit*ches! Some are just good in bed.

^^ I am sure someone has already said that before.

:bummer:

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*Originally posted by ahmadjee: *
Women like silent men. They think they're listening. -Marcel Achard
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