Seems like an Alif Laila episode to me ... that is if you take it literally. These are all metaphores.
That means you are a Munkir-e-Hadees e nabwi (S.A.W.W)... And ofcourse you can be coz ahmadis have nothing to do with Islam.. they are Kuffar.. and friends of Dajjal..
Dont you know that Hazrat Isa (A.S) had some miracles.. He could make a bird of clay and would make it fly away?? Didnt He use to treat the blind with his Mojzaat?? Miracles given to Hazrat Isa (A.S) by ALLAH... this will also be a miracle..