Ramadan guzarnay ka saheeh tareeqa...

ask yourself, is what you have done this month enough? fasting, praying, trying to be extra careful in observin huqqoq al ibaad (rights of others) as well as huqooq Allah (rights of God).
so you have fasted every day, and prayed each prayer at its time, stood for taraveeh each evening, gave sadqa, tried to help the needy.

are you not falling short? i think you are there is still time to make up.

have you distributed halway to people, and not just focused your good deeds on the needy?
has the empathy for hunger limited you to feeding the downtrodden, have you forgotten your duty to do iftar parties for the mohalla?
and last but not least, where are the patakhas? you think its just something to be used on shab e baraat?

there is still a chance, chand raat is coming, dont just spend the last evening of ramadan praying, it calls for some heavy duty shopping, if you already have not done your duty to blow money on something you will wear twice because well, you cant be seen in THAT again since people have already seen you wear it.

hear me oh people…please dont let the prayers and fasting keep you from making the most of this month. You still have time to make something of this month.

Pir Patakha Khan iftarwi

re: Ramadan guzarnay ka saheeh tareeqa...

Oh wise Pir Ji, forgive me for I have neglected to send you and your jamat crew a feast of devilled kidneys in cream with shahi lamb biryani and chicken korma this Ramadan.

As u said, there is still time...

LOL

please in the nazrana e aqeedat send some suji ka halwa and a few patakhay, plus a moderately thick bundle of euros, pounds and dollars

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:nahi:
Allah reham karey aur bachaaye humay in peer faqeeron say…

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aameen:nahi:

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:smack2:

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lol, patakays and a piece of rotten lamb will be sent your way. worry you not:@:

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Bhaiyon aur Behnon, pir sahab ne peeri faqeeri chor ke jackson heights main footpaath pe Sari aur blouse bechna shroo kar diya hain. Not only this, he wears the sari and do the catwalk in front of every potential buyer aunty to give her an idea on how sari would look like.

This fatwa of his is nothing but subliminal advertisement of his road side business.

I agree with this much.

Pir ke naam 2 bakray roast and lasagna plate and omaha steaks nazranay ke tor per taa key ghalat fatwaa naa diya jaaye:chai:

excuse me, you think all pirs are faqirs? I am a pir raees, ranked in the top 1% of fraudia pirs worldwide in revenue

hey ..let me help you :smilestar:

wow, i am nto sure if I agree with your taste in cuisine :slight_smile:

TLK blouse demo karta hai, but for uncles.

you would agree with the rest too if you read it a little closely :slight_smile:

omaha steaks are not zabeeha..:snooty:
and where is the halwa?

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I was wondering about the contents of the thread when i read the topic. It would've been a surprise to have pir sahib deliver a serious sermon :D

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I thought this was going to be an enlightening serious read :naraz: :smack:

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peer sahab, we are fakeerz, please give us some eidi so we can paish some nazrana in your khidmat.

This is an enlightened serious read with a serious message delivered in a roodbwoy rub a dub styl-eeee

eidi is not given before eid, so that is a dilemma, why dont you borrow from someone else ro sell blood or something?

Pir Jee, I have undertaken a collection of Pounds Stirling in the local community with a few rupees thrown in for good measure, u will find a delegation to deliver it to u along with the requested addition of suji ka halwa and a few disciples ready to act on your bidding. All this to take place on the auspicious 27th night of Ramadan.

Remember, the 27th night is when samosa's and chai will be available free for all at your local mosque, better to go this one night than not at all.

Read and understand Pir Jee's message, open your mind to transcend all worldly plights, u will see the truth.

Re: Ramadan guzarnay ka saheeh tareeqa...

..and smell the halwa
..and hear the patakhas