**Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!
Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!
Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!!
Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside
Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana
Rajnikant faarted and ozone layer disappeared !
In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gt pregnant !!!
Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die …………….. & PAUL DIED !!!
An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.
Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession
Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent
Rajnikant knows Victoria’s Secret !
Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 4.5 seconds.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
Rajnikant went to moon for vacation and moon called in sick.
Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
Rajinikanth was shot by a bullet today morning, the bullets funeral will be held tommorw.
Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs
an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide
the reaction.
Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why?
To Play chess!!!
If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence from Rajnikanth.
Ok…
I’m tired now…
Keep adding
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Well thanks for the explanation.
