Questions for desi atheists

[Theorist]

Re: Questions for desi atheists

@TLK

1. When you find a significant other, do you perform Nikah (civil marriage)?

I couldn’t care less but obviously had to listen to the family. Nikkah/wedding didn’t mean anything to me.

2. When you lose a love one, do you go through Muslim funeral protocols (ghusl, kafan, namaz–e-janaza, burial in Muslim graveyard)?

No…I just pay my respects. My mom nudges me and pokes me until I pick up a Para and pretend to read it. I don’t want to make myself stand out.

3. Do you eat pork or avoid it to your best ability?

I avoid meat altogether, pork to door ki baat hai. I have tried it, didn’t like it. Besides, my husband wouldn’t touch me if I ate pork.

I think most of the Desi atheist would say yes to the above (if they chose to answer honestly). My point is, all Desi atheist are Muslims trapped in atheist bodies ..

becharay nunnay munnay masoom loug, fuzool main struggle kerte hain to act atheist ..

yes i said ACT.

Acha aap ki entertainment ke liye to atheist hone ka drama racha rakha hai. Poori zindagi ki struggle doesn’t count. That’s very understanding of you! If doesn’t feel very good to be misunderstood all the effin’ time.