1- How do you feel when American flag is descrated in remote dark lands by remote indigenous (sometimes dark, sometimes not) people?
2- Do you feel the need to blow yourself up with a bomb? I mean, it’s just a flag, you know.
3- Do you think American flag is holier than Quran? And who made you the judge of that? Is it some kind of self-assigned assessment? (You know what they say once you remove ‘ment’ from assessment).
Please respond. Thanks.
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As an honorary American citizen I would like to provide you with the following answers to your questions
no.1. I feel terrible, sometimes I cry , sometimes I feel so awful that I start to laugh ...its hysterical laughter you know and the pain is aleviated by eating chocolate.
I have never felt the need to blow myself up with a bomb...well not yet anyway, there is always something else to do first ... like dusting, cleaning out the fridge.. speaking to my auntie mabel (who incidently died last year) and returning my library books
The american flag represents the american people and its president ( but not the red indians or fobs) the Quran represents the mooslim people, mooslim peopel are scary they have beards and shout alot..
President Bush is the head of our wonderful state and he is Gods representative to the White house. he is the figurehead and is holier than any person, well perhaps not as holy the Pope or at a push Mickey Mouse.
I can therefore conclude that the flag is holier.
Romanov, please.... are you having a bad day?
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Romeo, I am a non-Muslim American, and I don’t feel a need to blow myself up when my flag is burnt in other countries. It’s probably made in China with Pakistani fabric. Who the hell cares, its only a flag. Our elders (fathers of the country) fought with the British for us to have the liberty of not blowing ourselves up for such stupid things. Just like the murder of Imam Hussian at the hands of Sunnis rejuvenated Islam, similarly burning US Flag will only strengthen the resolve for countries to prosper independent thought.
Now let me ask you one simple question. Do you think that any Pakistani will have balls to burn Saudi Flag – even though there are more Pakistanis in Saudi Jails awaiting to have their necks chopped off for selling drugs, than there are Pakistanis in the US Jails for visa violations. You be the judge. The Pakistanis are puppies of Arab Wahabi hegemony.
God Bless the United States
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Daisy
Aren't you on the other side of the pond in England?
Everyone knows Mickey Mouse is holier, he's been around for over 75 yrs, slightly longer than thou. At that age you leak like a sieve.
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Such kaha madnee, jiyo khush raho.
How should Pakistan rid itself of this Wahabi-ism menace?
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Ms Daisy vaisy, I've not read you reply yet. It's a bit too long and I'm terribly busy. Can I save it to read it later? Please?
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Madhanee, you didnt answer the last question, that was the most important one.
And about the Saudi flaq, the reason no muslim will ever burn it would be due to the the "Shahda" writen on it, not any Arab Wahabi hegemony pipe dream. Some times it good to think out the Arab-Whahabi-hate mindset.
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Minime Bhaijan, how about buring some Goutra (the tire and the towel grab that symbolizes Arabs) in stead of the flag? Do you think any Pakistani will have balls to do that? Iraq killed close to a million Iranians, did you see Iraqi flags burnt in Pakistan?
Shahada, yeah sure.
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1) The first time I saw an American flag burned was the 1960's. That was some 40 years ago, and I have grown accustomed to it. That first guy though, what a breakthrough! He was a protesting maniac. You can always count on a good flag burning to draw news cameras. Then the cameras take pcitures of really nasty lookin' people screaming something. You can never quite understand what it is they are sayin'. Thats why we count on Newsweek, Fox, and the New York Times to interpret what these fuzzy foreigners are yelling about. Without the able assistance of the media we would just assume that it was scenes of LA after they win the basketball title....
2) Do I feel the need to blow myself up? No, not lately. Sometimes I eat a lot of cheese and get real gassy, and I THINK that I might blow up. After a good night of Mexican food, I sometimes HOPE I blow up. Tums helps a lot......
3) Do I think the American Flag is about the same as the Quran? Honestly? I am not sure I have ever seen Quran. I might have somewhere, but I don't know. But if I did see a Quran, I would treat it about like I treat a Bible, that is, pretty good...... Now the funny thing is, the first Flag burning guy, he had no idea that Americans in the 1960's would get so PI$$ED at burning the flag. Then he burned one and it was like smackin' an American via Fed Ex! Now once you discover how to pi$$ people off, then you might do it more! Sorta like once the entire playground discovers that your middle name is Francis, then every day of your life your hear "Francis" from somebody. So I expect more Quran flushing now because people know it yanks your chain....
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Romanov, Hmmmn , well ok then.
Minah, what a small bit water between friends? thats why i said im an honourary american... twas an honour i bestowed upon myself, but if you want something a bit more concrete im quite happy to print off a certificate from the internet for you.
hmmmn I guess i can get one for my age too.....
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See, now that people have learned that Quran flushing gets you completely in a lather, more people will be using it to smack Muslims. Get used to it…
http://www.thedigitalcourier.com/articles/2005/05/24/news/news01.txt
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Minime bhaijaan, when compared to the diamond that is Old Glory. You know that.
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Are you comparing our holy work with Vatsyayana's work PD?
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I am comparing your holy work to coal but contrasting it with the stars and stripes. I soo want to give you a big 
and buy you a tall drink. Very soon…you might find me walking on water in the canals of Ams..sermonizing. 
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Pathwari, you are not an American, so kindly stay out of it.
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Have been standing with spreaded arms and closed eyes for years, almost beginning to loose hope. Will have to see you mf"s on your side of the water as usual.
Madhanee, we made the biggest mistake ever, otherwise you were speaking dutch and smoking the real thing at Times Square with no worries.
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PD, no I didnt knew that I will try to get one of those diamonds, made in India from walmart... 4th of July is on the corner. and thanks for filling in for Madahanee since he is "overwhelmed " with those arabs.
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Minime..no matter what you say, my love for you will never die. Madhanee deserves thos arabs…not sure if those dirtbags deserve him though.
Patwari, inshallah, I will comeby before the summer is over. I miss you like Roman misses the scent of a woman. And trust me..the irony of the dutch absconding frm Manhattan and what that has left us to smoke hasn’t been lost on me.
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If you do that i sure will convert.
I now know for sure, ahmadis and sunnis are liars. :bash: Jai Hind bhra
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I don't know about Sunnis..they usually blow themselves up before they get near me..but ahmadis are usually liars.