So today we were discussing weird Punjabi words used by our great mothers here they are:
Computer de bebey baney ey
mother of computer
Enj ne jevein meley te ayan ne
Pawnk de paye ey
Mustandeyan wan’gra…
Teet’h aulad
stubborn child
Mera sir **khapa **deta ne
u ate my head
Pata nai kis nasal de ey
duno wich specie she is from
Fitay moonh
Tv de massi
aunt of tv
Had haram
**Tut paineey
gonna b broken 
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**Kuttey wergan pawngdey ey
barks like a dog
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Pagal/ khotey de puttar
crazy/son of a donkey
If we everrrr gain a half a pound: **phul phul **k enj ey jiven kissey de amaa hondey we
blown up like a mom :aq:
Illan wangran paindey ey
comes at me like an eagle
Aphrey paye nee
Rorrey wangra moonh sujaya su
garabage face
bander ke aulaad
monkey child
daant na nikal/ bateesay under ker
but we still love thm
bwahahah
oh thanku to my loveliess: sweetpoison, canpaki
this is our daily dose of punjabi words
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trnaslations by: canpaki
comment by: sweetpoison
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