Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill’s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says “I’ll take this option.”
“Fine,” says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.
As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. “That was Bill Gates!” cried Lucifer. “Why did you give him the best place of all!”
Gates is dying, and knows that he might not end up in heaven for all his misdeeds on earth. So when he dies, he goes and meets with God and Satan.
God shows Bill heaven, where many people are sitting around, talking, laughing - it looks like a very joyous place. The Satan has his turn. Bill sees a room full of gorgeous people, lots of beautiful women, full length pool, everything a man could possibly want.
Bill thinks for about 30 seconds, and then turns to Satan and says 'I'll take hell - it looks even better than Heaven!" Satan laughs and snaps his fingers.
Bill falls and falls and falls and lands in a fiery pit with demons all around poking and prodding him with spears.
He turns to look for Satan and shouts, "what is this? You showed me Hell, it didn't look anything like this!!"
Satan responds, "Oh, that was just the screen saver!"
