Re: Political Misqoutes (Jokes)
I think ive posted this before from some other site, but here it is again...
One day Musharraf was traveling by his car. He was going to a village for campaigning. Suddenly a piglet came before
the car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident.
At the sight Musharraf was deeply moved and felt very upset. He called the driver and said,"Jiska ye suuar hai mein usko compensation dena chahta
hoon. Usko dhund ke lao".
At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after
some time with a fine new suit on his body, garlands and Mala around his
neck and lots of money in his hands!!!
Musharraf was surprised. He asked,"Mein ne tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko
laiye aao, aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! Baat kya hai?"
At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident. Hearing it they were rejoiced, gave new suit and garlands on me, then danced for some
time and gave this money."
Musharraf then asked him "Tum unko exactly kya bola tha?"
The driver replied: "Main bola, mein General Pervez Musharraf ka driver
hoon, maine suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai.........