Musharraf to Nawaz (over the Phone): All u always cared about, is money and money. You do not care about people. Why do you want to comeback now.
Nawaz: You do’nt understand. I have the flight booked for September 10th. If I cancel now, I will lose 30%.
Interviewer to Altaf: Can we blame you for recent Karachi voilence?
Altaf: No, I was’nt even there. I was here in London.
Interviewer to Musharraf: Can we blame you for Kargil misadventure
Musharraf: No, I was’nt there. I was in GHQ.
Interviewer to BB: Can we blame you for Murtaza Bhutto’s death?
BB: No, I was’nt even there, I was in ISB at that time.
Interviewer to Imran: Can we blame you for having a child with seeta white?
Imran: No, I was’nt even there at that time, I was in Pak.
Interviewer to Imran: What time are you speaking of?
Imran: When baby was born.
Interviewer to Nawaz: Do you work there in Saudia? Do you have a job? How do you manage?
Nawaz: They offered me a couple of jobs, but there is a lot of hard work in that. which i am not used to. Then they said the only job they have which requires no hard work, is to stand in for devil’s statue in makkah, when people throw small stones at you. I refused that job, so they are now asking me to leave. I asked them what if I don’t. They threatened me that they will recite Lahola wala to make me disappear.
Guys, with the political heat getting ever unbearable, we could use some nice political humour to loose some steam. Do share any fun, interesting yet **sober **political jokes that you know of!
Interviewer to Pres Bush: If cost of shipping arms & artilleries is that high, why do'nt you buy some from neighbouring counteries in the gulf area. For instance, china makes everything, they can make bullets for you and ship it to afghanistan & Iraq in much less cost
Bush: You think I did'nt think of this. Infact we even got one sample box full of bullets from china. The problem was the paint. There was dangerous level of lead in it, so we had to return it.
Sad day for politics and freedom, but we can joke nonetheless
Interviewer to BB: Your father promised roti kapra aur makan, akin with socialist/communisty ideology. Your image is more pro-west, would you still promise the same
BB: Dekheeyay, promise to ham karen gey, lekin promis change ho geyay hein zamaney ke sath. Ab ham McDonalds ka combo meal wada kertey hein. Ghareeb awam ko ham unka ham burger, fries or coke dilayen gey.
that is worst joke i ever read. Kuch sharam karo. agar marnay walon main aap ka apna koi hota to shayad aap is tarah ka stupid joke na likhtay.
aapko worst laga aapki marzi and by the way its on bb and not a joke on the people who died may God Bless them ameen.BB in her last press conference before coming to pakistan said that i will give roti,kapra and makaan to pakistanis she knew that there were threats against her even if we dont believe what shujaat is saying nevertheless she knew that there was danger why did she expose the "three million" poor?? why?? she and party leadership are to blame they were on bullet proof truck not the common men.why she ran cowardly that day and went to the hospital to see the poor after 3 days why didnt she gave her blood that day.
jazbati aap na ho everyone knows that these idiotic good for nothing corrupt and power hungry politicians cant give anything to the publi.
P.S.
If my earlier post has hurt the sentiments of guppies i apologize and my thread should be deleted.peace
Zardari-Shareef negotiations about sacked judges dated 04-30-2008
Shahbaz: Nation wants judges to be restored.
Zardari: But nation wants lot of other things, I am just not sure if this is on the top of their list
Shahbaz: This is. The whole thing started with lawyers movement.
Zardari: I know it started from that. But there are other issues and thats why we, not you, emerged as the top party.
Shahbaz: We discussed this before in Murrey that we wont talk like this. We both are the winners.
Zardari: OK, we both are the winners. Then why only should you decided CJ's fate.
Shahbaz: No, we want us to decide this.
Zardari: We already decided. We don't have to agree on everything. The point is, we are two different parties, with different agendas. You guys should not forget who is the boss here.
Shahbaz: But nation expects from us to restore judges.
Zardari: From you, not from us.
Shahbaz: If we don't restore judges, and still be the part of coallition, our voters will be upset.
Zardari: So what. You will lose the next election. Good for us.
Shahbaz: Ok then we will have to leave the coallition, to save our face.
Zardari: Thats your problem.
Shahbaz: But we are in this together, remember the Murree pact.
Zardari: First you remember. Its you, who have been tagging along with us. We can win it without you. You have nothing to offer us.
Shahbaz: Ok, I am offering you 10% of punjab's revenue, how about that?
Zardari: I will get the 10% of US aid, as long as I agree to keep Musharraf. If I bring back judges, they will pull Musharraf down, and I lose the 10% of US aid in this process. This deal will not work for me.
Shahbaz: What if I offer you 100% of punjab's revenue?
Zardari: Hmm. Good. Show me the exact amount. I will take this figure to USA, and see if they can match it. I will talk to you tomorrow.
Shahbaz: Damn it. Ok we will talk tomorrow.
Then they said the only job they have which requires no hard work, is to stand in for devil's statue in makkah, when people throw small stones at you. I refused that job, so they are now asking me to leave. I asked them what if I don't. They threatened me that they will recite Lahola wala to make me disappear.
Malik Rehman is named as "The Uniter", because of his ability to put foes together. In his recent projects, he is able to negotiate deal between Zardari and Shareef for restoring judges. 2 days later, he is able to reconcile differences between Naseem Ashraf and Shoaib Akhter. Here is his todo list
An army officer to his batman: Allah Rakha i am getting married
Batman: congratulations sir
Officer: Allaah Rakha is it a hard work sleeping with your wife or is it an enjoment
Batman: Sir its an enjoyment
Officer: U married Allah Rakha
Batman: No sir
Officer: Then how do you know
Batman: Sir, if it was a hardwork, officers would have asked me to do it for them
Nice.
Good one. Can’t wait to wait for the dialogue between Zardari and Nawaz Sharif.