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lol, good ones
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**Political Misqoutes (Jokes) **
Deposed Judges will be restored within 30 days (by 30 April). 
Deposed judges will be restored by 12th May.
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Adding to your list:
Musharraf: Sub se pehlay Pakistan
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This thread is really good.
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Musharraf: mein adliya kay har faislay ka ehtram karoonga. 
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LOL. Nice ones.
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Nawaz Sharif - recent past, present and future.
I will boycott the elections.
I will take part in the elections.
Nope, I will boycott the elections.
Ok, I will take part in the elections.
To be followed by...
My party are quitting the coalition govt.
My party will re-join the coalition govt.
Nope, my party are quitting the coalition govt.
Ok, my party will re-join the coalition govt.
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interesting thread.. some of them are really funny. :)
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Phir baad me adliya aur pakistan ki behurmati karoon ga
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Today Indian foreign minister met Asif Zardari. Before the talks started, Indian minister reminded Zardari, that India already had lost more than 10% of Kashmir to Pakistan.
Nawaz Sharif - recent past, present and future. *
Actually Nawaz once called Elections a joke and said that they carry no value. Couple of weeks later he said that country would be destroyed, if these elections are not held.
Today Indian foreign minister met Asif Zardari. Before the talks started, Indian minister reminded Zardari, that India already had lost more than 10% of Kashmir to Pakistan.
Zardari turned red hearing this, and told Indian minister that he should not believe everything he sees or hear in media.
Indian minister laughed and appologised and said "I thought you would ask for 10% of kashmir". Zardari said "No, you are kidding me? ". Plenty of laughters followed, however tear coming from Zardari's left eye was caught by a camera, indicating the failure of a deal, even before it could see light of the day.
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Altaf was asked on the day of judgment why he didnt risk his neck for his people, and instead murdered and extorted them.
Altaf replied by saying how that was all lies and conspiracies because there was no neck to begin with!
Altaf was asked on the day of judgment why he didnt risk his neck for his people, and instead murdered and extorted them.
Altaf replied by saying how that was all lies and conspiracies because there was no neck to begin with!
Don't worry, there will be no questioning session for Altaf. The response will take forever, not a good idea when you have a big queue to process.
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^ I am not worried my friend.
Nawaz Sharif at Zia-ul-Haq's gravesite - 1988 - " I will fulfill your mission Shaheed General Sahib".
Nawaz Sharif at Benazir Bhutto's gravesite - 2007 - " I will fulfill your mission Shaheed Mohtarma Sahiba"
Nawaz Sharif at Zia-ul-Haq's gravesite - 1988 - " I will fulfill your mission Shaheed General Sahib".
Nawaz Sharif at Benazir Bhutto's gravesite - 2007 - " I will fulfill your mission Shaheed Mohtarma Sahiba"
Zia's death and Mohtarma's deaths were unfortunate.. Zia was a true patriot- a great commando and true momin- my family is close to Ijaz-ul-Haq sahib. Mohtarma was corrupt as hell but lately showed some love for Pakistan. We need more Zias to save Pakistan from Mushy
Imran khan, was embarking on a british airways flight en-route to London, when he found that the guy on the next seat, is none other than Babar Ghauri, of MQM. Imran called the air hostess and asked for a seat change, but she told him that at this point, no seat ia available. So Imran had to sit next to Babar (who had an smirky smile on his face), but he decided not to say anything. Babar wanted to make Imran talk, so he ordered Samosas, started opening their top skin, to eat potatoes inside. Imran was disturbed watching this, and almost tempted to ask him why, but restrained himself. After a while, Babar tookout an old time magzine, started reading an interview of Imran and Jamima Khan, and laughed hysterically. That was very upsetting for Imran, and he started looking if there is any empty seat around. Ironically there was none to be found. When Imran turned back to Babar, he found him staring at late Sita White's picture. Imran shouted "thats it, I have had it. Yeh kia dekh rahey ho tum". Babar replied promptly "Tumhein kia, tumhari behn lagti hey kia". Imran grabbed Babar from his collars, and wanted to pull him out of the seat, but he had to let him go, when he saw an onboard Geo reporter making movie from his mobile phone.
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Babar 3IC 'Fat commando' Ghauri would be minced meat if Imran had a go at him, we all know that.
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I think ive posted this before from some other site, but here it is again...
One day Musharraf was traveling by his car. He was going to a village for campaigning. Suddenly a piglet came before
the car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident.
At the sight Musharraf was deeply moved and felt very upset. He called the driver and said,"Jiska ye suuar hai mein usko compensation dena chahta
hoon. Usko dhund ke lao".
At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after
some time with a fine new suit on his body, garlands and Mala around his
neck and lots of money in his hands!!!
Musharraf was surprised. He asked,"Mein ne tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko
laiye aao, aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! Baat kya hai?"
At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident. Hearing it they were rejoiced, gave new suit and garlands on me, then danced for some
time and gave this money."
Musharraf then asked him "Tum unko exactly kya bola tha?"
The driver replied: "Main bola, mein General Pervez Musharraf ka driver
hoon, maine suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai.........