Pickup lines for Muslim men

MYwish · February 9, 2006, 9:11pm

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^burning three Homer j Simpson flags and throwing the beer bottles in my stomach.

Moodie_Foodie · February 9, 2006, 9:16pm

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LOLINGGGG n i think im the only one in my house who finds this funny.. lol.. its soo funny

Starsky · February 9, 2006, 11:02pm

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lussi · February 11, 2006, 1:02am

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** My meat is halaal for you baby ;) **

smilestar · February 11, 2006, 1:56am

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^ haha..

danial · February 11, 2006, 2:35am

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terri to,

blushing_vision · February 11, 2006, 11:31am

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AQ · February 11, 2006, 11:55pm

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Some of them may be funny and hilarious but some of them are outright mocking of Islam and its principles.

Barfee · February 12, 2006, 12:22am

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you are joking, right?

lussi · February 16, 2006, 4:29am

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Baby your burqah is big for both of us ;)

nia_khan · February 16, 2006, 2:49pm

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Najim:

Few years back … I had a turkish firend named Zainab (they spell it as Zeynup). She was a blonde with some extra white complexion and most of the people took her as Danish or Swede.

Once we went together to QMW (heavily controlled by Muslim bros) & I was known there by molvis. They were really angry with me while they saw me walking me with a white woman, but when I told them she is a muslim their faces started hanging. By the time we left QMW Zainab had around 70 peices of paper written something like,

“Sister, you are so beautiful - I would like to marry you.”

(not each of them was same as above but meant the same).

Zainab & I had a good laugh about them … strangefully all of them started with “Sister” ended up as marriage proposal.

Unfortunately none of them had any laughable pickup line though.

I swear the word sister has no meaning no more

parissenoor · February 16, 2006, 2:58pm

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i was joking for the very good lines part, but not for the “most used line on me”

blackforest_360 · February 17, 2006, 1:15am

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:rptfl:…these r quite entertaining..i seriously wud lub to see a desi girls reaction 2 1 of these lines:halo:

asimaan · February 17, 2006, 1:39am

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hehe nice ones!!

5Abi · February 17, 2006, 3:45pm

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I posted this in the Jokes forum 2 years ago :cb:

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?t=137817

“OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.”
“Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.”