Pickup lines for Muslim men

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PLease do not move it to the jokes section.

**3. I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

  1. To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

  2. You can’t play basketball with a jilbab on; marry me and we can go one-on-one our entire life.

  3. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am more than willing to do my part…

  4. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen? "

  5. Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?

  6. Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain like you have to be back in Heaven?

  7. What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.

  8. Can I have your Wali’s phone number?

  9. So, read any good Surahs lately?

  10. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.

  11. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari’s?

  12. Let’s get married so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.

  13. Is your dad a terrorist, 'cuz you da bomb!

  14. I’ve had to fast every day since I first saw you.**

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What happened to 1-3?

These are so dumb, they do make me laugh. :hehe:

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They weren’t appropriate for a family forum.

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Now I’m curious. PM them to me :halo:

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Note to any guppans entering this thread:

12. Can I have your Wali’s phone number? :halo:

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no maddyy :snooty:

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** 14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.

**:rotfl: :omg:

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

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:omg::smiley:

P.S: erm wot is Wali?

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:rotfl:
i wonder what would he be looking like while saying those lines :smiley:
lambee darhi, white shalwar kameez with naswar in mouth :smack:

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Here is another one.

He: You look like my 3rd wife.
She: Oh, how many time have you been married?
He: Twice.

Bismillah.... 47:47 with MKD...
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^ :smack:

Bismillah.... 47:47 with MKD...
Bismillah.... 47:47 with MKD...
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:rotfl:

move to jokes please :smiley:

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**Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari’s? **

:rotfl: hahahahah

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I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam

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lol. **

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  1. Let's get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.

Now thats cute

Awesome thread....

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It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

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im not sure whether to laugh or . . . actually, i'm a lil disturbed by all that.

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LOL hahahaha

12. Can I have your Wali's phone number?

*18. Is your dad a terrorist, 'cuz you da bomb! *

omg that's horrible!

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ok i didnt get the ur wali’s phone number? :konfused:
wat is it suppose to mean :bummer:

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:rotfl:

I am soo sad...