Pickup lines for Muslim men

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like if you want to ask najaiz lota out, u’d have to take permission from Captain Lota first.

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Some of these are funny. :hehe:

ps: wali = guardian!

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I cannot be his legal guardian since he is not my legal son.

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

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your search is not going too well :stuck_out_tongue: :cb:

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Did you know, my sweet hijabi sister, dates can be nouns and verbs too. Here is an example: I would like to date you and then feed you dates to break your fast.

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Wali = guardian (usually father).
Indirectly he is asking for her phone number because she would be living in the same place as her Wali.

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hehe :smiley: good ones

just try to imagine the guy using these pick up lines, eh? :omg:

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OHhh now i can laugh on walis :rotfl:
actually now i like this :smiley:

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19 is actually kinda flattering! ;)

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:omg: 16 & 19 are actually really cute

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:omg:
haha, i got to try these

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Aren’t these a bit inappropriate? either way, doesn’t it belong in jokes section?

(and we can’t call it pickup lines for ‘MUSLIM MEN’ now, can we? since a real MUSLIM wouldn’t try to pick up girls :rolleyes: )

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They aren't that funny and some of them are downright offensive.

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Few years back .... I had a turkish firend named Zainab (they spell it as Zeynup). She was a blonde with some extra white complexion and most of the people took her as Danish or Swede.

Once we went together to QMW (heavily controlled by Muslim bros) & I was known there by molvis. They were really angry with me while they saw me walking me with a white woman, but when I told them she is a muslim their faces started hanging. By the time we left QMW Zainab had around 70 peices of paper written something like,

"Sister, you are so beautiful - I would like to marry you."

(not each of them was same as above but meant the same).

Zainab & I had a good laugh about them ... strangefully all of them started with "Sister" ended up as marriage proposal.

Unfortunately none of them had any laughable pickup line though.

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^oh yes, i have read a lot of that sis/bro crap in the local papers.. the ads gp like I want to marry a good muslim sister/brother, its quite amusing actually.

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which ones?

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These are hilarious!

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"pickup lines" and "Muslim men" .... isn't that an oxymoron?

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the most used line…on me:cb:

umair was it you :eek:???

btw very good lines :blush: :love:

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What if this thread was posted by a non-muslim? I say this thread calls for burning at least 3 flags and throwing 6 beer bottles.