...Phunny Jokes...

LOL these are so funny :omg: Enjoy :phati:

What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? “Thanks, I’ll never part with it!”

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.

What’s black white black white black white black white black white…a penguin rolling down the stairs.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? To find Pooh

What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A bad hare day.

Why did the booger cross the road, because he was being picked on

How to you organize a spacey party? You planet.

Why can’t you play cards in the jungle? Because there’s too many cheetas!

What did one frog say to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!

Santa says to Mrs. Claws “Any idea what the weather will be like for Christmas?”. Mrs Claws: “Look’s like rain, dear”

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Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

its sooo youuuuuuuuuu shikkkiiiiiiiiiiiiii chotay bhaiiiiiiiii:rotfl:

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** What’s black white black white black white black white black white…a penguin rolling down the stairs.
**
This is you, moti penguin kahin ki :grumpy:

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** Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? To find Pooh

**:rotfl:

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I liked this one the best Why can't you play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetas!

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I would like to know which ones Phatima likes =)

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shikra was büsy in removing wheel from aüto, phati asks: Y r ü
removing wheel from ür aüto?
shikra : Can’t ü read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’

phatimayeh pal ..ur rite..how could i forget that:phati:

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Phatima is silly billy :phati:

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funny:cb:

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yeah pagal billy from bangalore:phati:

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I didnt find them funny :)

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awesomeeeeeee jokes palphriend :dannyboy:

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wat about

phatima bhaag kar abbu k paas jati hai…abbu abbu…i made a joke…all by ma self…u want to hear it

abbu…haan q nahi meri chunni munni putri…

phatima…sacrating head

abbu kiya houwa

phatima…joke to likhna hi bhool gey:hehe:…

haha ..u funny phattii …maindhak jinna dimaagh naal ainna kam na karya kar:phati:…

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hahahahahahahahahahaha :rotfl:

Phati you came and replied in my thread, meri thread ko chaar chaand lagg gaye :blush:

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:cb:

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lol funny!

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:hehe:

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hey pal u like ma joke..feel honoured:phati:

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what happen to remaining chands