...Phatima Jokes...

[Prince_Ali]

Re: …Phatima Jokes…

@Shikra

Cop Phatima stops motorist Khumar and asks for her driving license.

Khumar scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to phatima, “I must have left it at home officer.”

Phatima says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” Khumar scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to Phatima, “All I have is this picture of myself.” Phatima says, “Let me see it, then.” So Khumar gives the mirror to Phatima, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You can go now.”

ohhhhhhhh maaaan

A cop pulled phatima’s car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked phatima for the driver’s license, she argued, “Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me.”