...Phatima Jokes...

[Cheegum]

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LOOOOL phatima must be in karachi ki ladies police

[Prince_Ali]

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@Shikra

Cop Phatima stops motorist Khumar and asks for her driving license.

Khumar scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to phatima, “I must have left it at home officer.”

Phatima says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” Khumar scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to Phatima, “All I have is this picture of myself.” Phatima says, “Let me see it, then.” So Khumar gives the mirror to Phatima, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You can go now.”

ohhhhhhhh maaaan

A cop pulled phatima’s car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked phatima for the driver’s license, she argued, “Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me.”

[Code_Red]

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boring old jokes with new names.

They are ok, but not funny

[Samad]

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Code_Red abay new jokes haiN, phone ki atima kis laanti insaan nay pehlay post ki hai ajtak?

Ghora pakkar aur nikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

[lakkis25]

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@Shikra

Don’t just laugh people, post something, let this thread be full of nothing but jokes

Cop Phatima stops motorist Khumar and asks for her driving license.

Khumar scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to phatima, “I must have left it at home officer.”

Phatima says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” Khumar scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to Phatima, “All I have is this picture of myself.” Phatima says, “Let me see it, then.” So Khumar gives the mirror to Phatima, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You can go now.”

ultimate

[phatima]

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LOL omg you guys are hilarious hahaha …kameenay log

Shikra, you got it coming your way, buddy.

Somebody please explain to me that Phone ki atima joke What’s an atima?!

[Shikra]

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@Khumar

looks like i made my debut in the jokes forum

ps cheegs and shikki dekh loon gi

Kaisay? Tum tou Toronto mein ho gee hi nahi :whistling

@phatima1

LOL omg you guys are hilarious hahaha …kameenay log

Shikra, you got it coming your way, buddy.

Somebody please explain to me that Phone ki atima joke What’s an atima?!

hahahahahahah

Ok, Atima = rooh = soul = ghost

[Khumar]

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bhalla kis din nahin hon gi

[WiseGuy]

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P: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
K: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
P: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
K: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
P: "In the pool."
:)

[Code_Red]

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@Arnold Shalwar Nicker

Code_Red abay new jokes haiN, phone ki atima kis laanti insaan nay pehlay post ki hai ajtak?

Ghora pakkar aur nikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

Chal bey, Zabardasti ka joke bhi koi joke hota hai

[Shikra]

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P: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." K: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." P: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." K: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" P: "In the pool." :)

:D

[canpaki]

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@this thred

[phatima]

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omg WTH how does this thread have a 5 star rating?

[Shikra]

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Phatia, dude, these jokes are PHUNNY unlike your jokes and people seem to like them, hence the 5 stars

You can use all of your nicks and your phriends’ nicks to bring them down but who cares, people actually are laughing, who cares about the stars

[phatima]

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No way pal I bet if I copy/pasted the same exact joke without my name there nobody would laugh.

[duckie23]

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i would