But if we don’t make them on you, then people don’t laugh Just by putting your name in there, hamarey jokes ko chaar chaand lagg jaatey hain. That should be a compliment to you
It was a phatima’s first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat. After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. Phatima ignored him and told him to go away. “Okay,” replied the man. “If that’s the way you want it, you fly the plane.”
I heard something different. I heard something like this:
While Phatima was flying from DC to LA, Phatima was sitting on someone else’s seat by the window. The guy asked her to get up but she refused. The guy called the flight attendant and Phatima still refused to get up. They finally had to call the pilot. The pilot said something in her ear and she quietly got up, apologized for her behavior, and sat on the aisle seat. Everyone was amazed and thanked the pilot. They asked the pilot what he had said to Phatima. You know what the pilot had told Phatima?
He told her that only aisle seats would make it to LA.
Phatima and Khumar were once at a shop buying tea cups.
**Khumar: **Haww haiy yeh dekho these tea cups are open from the bottom! All the tea will leak away!
**Phatima: **I know! And look at this, they're closed from the top! How's one supposed to drink? How stupid!
Don’t just laugh people, post something, let this thread be full of nothing but jokes
Cop Phatima stops motorist Khumar and asks for her driving license.
Khumar scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to phatima, “I must have left it at home officer.”
Phatima says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” Khumar scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to Phatima, “All I have is this picture of myself.” Phatima says, “Let me see it, then.” So Khumar gives the mirror to Phatima, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You can go now.”
You’ve probably heard these before, but they are remixes with Phatima 
You cut it out, you can’t make fun of me I’m the Mod here! 
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