Periods ... (merged threads)

[danial]

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@PyariCgudia

Jasoos, of course I’m taking a chill pill. When I take chilll pills, the result is these sorts of posts.

my apologies if i offended you, :o

[KashmiriRainDrops]

Re: Another period question…

@Seedha Saada

A girl came late in the class and missed her first period. On her entance to the class, the class teacher asked her: “Tumhein aik period miss karne kay nuqsaan ka kuch andaza hai?”
She replied: “Haan Mem, mujhe andaza hai. Aik daffa meree bareee behen ka aik period miss ho gaya to ammee behosh ho gayeen theen, abbu ko heart attack ho gaya tha aur hamara driver nokiree chor ke bhaag gaya tha”

Hmm, i had to have someone translate this for me, and they LOL…but i still don’t get it.

[Shikra]

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By period, teacher meant = Class
By period, student thought = Menstrual cycle

Teacher asked her if she knows the value of one period (class) and the student said yes, ofcourse she does. Why do mostly girls miss their period? Because they are pregnant. Then she said my sister missed her period (menstrual cycle) and mom fainted (thinking she’s pregnant), dad had a hearattack (thinking she’s pregnant) and the driver of their house quit his job (because he was the one who got her pregnant and thinking he’ll be caught now, he ran away).

Now get it or still

[KashmiriRainDrops]

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@Shikra

and the driver of their house quit his job (because he was the one who got her pregnant and thinking he’ll be caught now, he ran away).

Ok, now i get it! Thanks.

[lussi]

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man this is sick and disgustng..

[KashmiriRainDrops]

Re: Another period question…

@jassoos

i came to the last post didnt read anything above,

here is a period for you ----------> . <---------------- happy now.

Yes, thank u for that…Y r u even here, wasn’t it u who was complaining about the waxing/menstruation threads in Life 1

[KashmiriRainDrops]

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Attia: Thanks sweetheart
Btw, do these things change around cos of stress or strictly biological reasons?

Lay-D-Honey: Becos of Ramazan? U mean it affects us cos we’re not eating on time or cos of hormones or something?

Shikra: I didn’t expect any advice from guys in this thread, but thanks! And i know wot u mean about the word “period”, i was confused when i first moved from UK to America too.

lussi: Sorry, but we all (ladies) get it and so some of us have valid questions…just like u guys have weird boxer/brief issues (read: jasoos’s thread, quite disgusting to me haha!)

[KashmiriRainDrops]

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@PyariCgudia

I have a theory as to why men (read “boys”) run to these sorts of thread and immediately upon entering start posting corny jokes…(well since we’re not focusing on one topic as it is anyway…).

The idea of a menstruating female = fertile female.

The image of a fertile woman crops up into the heads of these “boys”.

They immediately begin to think dirty thoughts.

They figure by cracking a few jokes, they might “impress” some “bold” girl **they can ask “do you want frandship” over a PM or a digi conversation and proceed to get her MSN or AOL addy and then have an “internet girlfriend” on the side like fries on the side of their KFC chicken. **They can also use their internet prowess to attempt to enhance themselves into alpha male ranks.

U and ur theories…this is hilarious!! Thanks, i haven’t had a laff in a few days.